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"Remember this -- I'm going to bring a championship to Miami," O'Neal said. "I promise."

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Hey, Shaq, you're gonna have to get through us-- and you know it, since you identifed Jermaine O'Neal as the only real threat to you in the conference.

So don't sing it... [does the Scott Hall "get your ass over here" gesture]... bring it.



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Ahem...cough. As long as we're on the subject of NBA Championships, WHO are the current reigning champs?? Who waxed Shaq's team when he had those other 3 Hall of Famers on his team? Uh-huh. Now, can you dig THAT, beeyotch?

That said, Shaq's entrance to the press conference and subsequent speech was hilarious. Easily the most entertaining athlete - off the court - in sports today.

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Shaq cuts better promos than half of WWE and TNA combined.




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You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

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Is it just me, or has he started to be as funny as advertised since the trade? Maybe it was just my anti-OMGShaqandKobe sentiment speaking, but he was actually amusing during the conference.



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    Originally posted by drjayphd
    Is it just me, or has he started to be as funny as advertised since the trade? Maybe it was just my anti-OMGShaqandKobe sentiment speaking, but he was actually amusing during the conference.


Agreed. He seemed to be completely different from the whiny, egotistical Shaq I knew of in LA.

Kobe can still go fuck himself.
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Shaq's gonna bring the Heat a title, but not this year. Wade needs a year to get used to life with the big man. I give them two or three years before they hoist the crown. Reverend, the Pistons are still the team to beat until the Heat come around.


Shaq was funny during the press conference...think he's happy to have gone from the walking headache that is Kobe to the "Just want to make Shaq a happy player" attitude of Wade? Think he's happy to go from L.A. to the comparably quiet city of Miami? I think so indeed.



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Shaq's usually funny during pressers when things are going well... Don't know if I like the self-glossing and saying here comes another classic Shaq quote before spitting it out LoL



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http://www.nba.com/heat/news/oneal_presser_040720.html

There's the press conference - transcribed and all.




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