Hey, Shaq, you're gonna have to get through us-- and you know it, since you identifed Jermaine O'Neal as the only real threat to you in the conference.
So don't sing it... [does the Scott Hall "get your ass over here" gesture]... bring it.
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Ahem...cough. As long as we're on the subject of NBA Championships, WHO are the current reigning champs?? Who waxed Shaq's team when he had those other 3 Hall of Famers on his team? Uh-huh. Now, can you dig THAT, beeyotch?
That said, Shaq's entrance to the press conference and subsequent speech was hilarious. Easily the most entertaining athlete - off the court - in sports today.
(edited by Reverend J Shaft on 22.7.04 0845)
2004 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! That's not a riot, that's 20,000 fans telling the rest of America to kiss our asses.
Originally posted by drjayphdIs it just me, or has he started to be as funny as advertised since the trade? Maybe it was just my anti-OMGShaqandKobe sentiment speaking, but he was actually amusing during the conference.
Agreed. He seemed to be completely different from the whiny, egotistical Shaq I knew of in LA.
Shaq's gonna bring the Heat a title, but not this year. Wade needs a year to get used to life with the big man. I give them two or three years before they hoist the crown. Reverend, the Pistons are still the team to beat until the Heat come around.
Shaq was funny during the press conference...think he's happy to have gone from the walking headache that is Kobe to the "Just want to make Shaq a happy player" attitude of Wade? Think he's happy to go from L.A. to the comparably quiet city of Miami? I think so indeed.
"She's screaming like crazy...You have this myth you're sharing the birth experience. Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're circumcising yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so." --Robin Williams on birth
Shaq's usually funny during pressers when things are going well... Don't know if I like the self-glossing and saying here comes another classic Shaq quote before spitting it out LoL
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Australia will play Russia in the final of the Women's World Champs. Russia eliminated the US team in the Semi Final 75-68 http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,20456997-23769,00.html Australia accounted for Brazil 88-76 http://www.foxsports.com.