So when I started watching RAW, I thought it was a pretty mediocre show. Nothing but the HHH and Goldberg interaction (they totally looked like they were going to kiss at he press conference) and the Highlite reel held my attention.
And then the women's title match came on. Gail looked the best I've seen her, and Molly was her usual fabulous self. It's been a little while since we've seen the Molly-go-round, and I had forgotten how amazing that move is. With Molly as the new champ there are a lot of ways the women's division can go, a nd I'm excited to see what will happen.
And then came the best segment in the history of the world. Austin has really been pissing me off lately, beating on wrestlers, since they can't fight back in real life, and it just makes them look weak on the show. So when Kane wouldn't hit Austin and give him what he wanted I was all like, "Yeah! Screw you Austin!" And then that wondrous theme hit...and out comes my beloved boyfriend, SHANE!!! I am so happy, and not just because I have horrible torrid, lurid dream about Shane, but because he seems like the best guy for Kane to destroy and make Kane look like a million bucks.
Is it just me, or did Shane look pretty big? I think someone may have been in training. Training for the hot night of sexy sex I've got in store for him! Did I say that out loud?
Don't worry Toast, your secret's safe with us. :-) I was really happy for you because I knew that once I heard Shane's music, you'd be hopping on here first. Shane did look good last night. I'm not sure about bigger, but he's still adorable. But man, what a snooze RAW was, I totally agree. It isn't much of a shock that Evolution, the Highlight Reel and the women were the only highlights.
I kept myself neutral on Gail Kim until I could see more. Well, I am really liking her so far. You may not know this, but I read in an interview with her in Raw magazine that she was broken into the WWE with the help of Molly Holly, so I knew that she'd be a good talent. Their women's title match was great. Of course the crowd wasn't into it, but I enjoyed Gail a lot. Molly is the best, and I was totally shocked that she won the title, and I mean that in a happy way.
But, I give Raw a thumbs down for two big reasons. First, most of the matches being pretty sleep inducing, and second, Randy and HHH not going topless all evening. Unacceptable!
Oh, so it was the starter on Goldberg's car that was the problem? I thought the dimwit just couldn't drive a stick. Yes, I would also like to celebrate the coming-out of Jericho's chin. I hated that hairy fungus thing he'd been growing.