He is the Triple X "Sex XXXpress" Sexxxy Eddy; he is the most charismatic wrestler in Canada; he radiates sexual energy; he is the only man in the world crazy enough to wrestle death matches in a thong; he has conquered Canada, Delaware, Pennsylvania and New Jersey; and now Europe beckons...
The IWS is pleased to announce that Sexxxy Eddy has been invited to wrestle in Germany for wXw and in England for IPW:UK. Eddy will attend wXw's "Fan Appreciation Night" on Friday, November 19th and he will be wrestling Germany's Thumb-Tack Jack in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match during wXw's gala "Fight Club 2" on Saturday, November 20th. He will then travel to England to wrestle during IPW:UK's gala "Show 2" on Sunday, November 21st.
For the IWS' many European fans, this is an incredible opportunity to see the man who stole the show earlier this year at CZW's Tournament of Death Three, becoming one of the most popular wrestlers in Philadelphia before he had even wrestled his first match there. Europe get ready to be invaded by the Trans-Atlantic show-stealer! And ladies, bring condoms, lots and lots of condoms.
The IWS would also like to announce that beginning with our next show Born to Bleed, November 20th, we will be changing our name from the "Internet Wrestling Syndicate" to the "International Wrestling Syndicate". We will be relaunching our web-site www.syndicatewrestling.com soon to reflect this change.
The IWS would also like to remind our fans in California that on November 13th, El Generico and Kevin Steen will be making their West Coast debuts for PWG during their "Free Admission!! (Just Kidding)" gala. Generico & Steen will team together for the first time ever to face one of California's top tag teams, the Aerial Express (Quick Silver and Scorpio Sky). As long time IWS fans know, El Generico makes his home in Montreal, but he is a native of Tijuana, Mexico. El Generico is quite excited to be wrestling so close to his home town and he hopes that his family and friends will be able to make it across the border to see him perform.
IPW:UK presents "Show 2" November 21st, at Orpington Halls, Orpington High Street, Orpington, Kent, England. Doors open at 5:00, Bell rings at 5:30. Tickets are twenty pounds for ringside, ten pounds for general admission. For information about IPW:UK, click here: http://www.ipwuk.com/ or e-mail Daniel Edler: email@example.com
wXw presents "Fan Appreciation Night" November 19th, at Musik-Palette, Essen, Germany, Bell rings at 6:00, tickets are 15 euros in advance, 18 euros at the door. wXw also presents "Fight Club 2" November 20th, at Musik-Palette, Essen, Germany, Bell rings at 6:00, tickets are 15 euros in advance, 18 euros at the door. For information about wXw, click here: http://www.wXw-wrestling.net/ or e-mail info@wXw-wrestling.net
PWG presents "Free Admission!! Just Kidding" November 13th, at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC, 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, California. Show starts at 7:00. Tickets are $15 (US) at the door. For information about PWG, click here: http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/ or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
The International Wrestling Syndicate presents "Born to Bleed", November 20th at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 7:00 PM, IWS Bloodstream begins at 7:30 PM, show starts at 8:00 PM. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail email@example.com or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: www.syndicatewrestling.com For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or order from www.xrv.com/its or from Smart Mark Video: www.smartmarkvideo.com
(To reach Unison on foot, go to metro Cote Vertu and take either the 121 or 177 bus and get off on the corner of Cote Vertu and Beaulac. For those coming to Montreal from outside of town, take Autoroute 13, turn off on the 40 service road to Cote Vertu and take Cote Vertu to Beaulac.)
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