Suborbital?! I thought they were really launching the ashes into space. Not just chucking them up a ways & collecting them back up when Newton wins. What's the point of that? Sending the ashes on a vacation? OK, it's tough to know what to do with ashes, but sending them out to outer space to float around would be kinda cool. This is just silly.
(New Mexico wilderness, eh? Isn't that where the 30 foot spiders & ants come from? :-) )
You mean there's a... black Debbie? And not just that, but Ronnie LaBelle, a name that rolls off the tongue in a less than menacing way. The monosyllabic first name is much tougher. Even Chase only has one syllable. Imagine Jackie Bauer.