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According to Stuart Scott, Sean Salisbury and some other guy, the Cincinnati Bengals are the WORST team in FOOTBALL. Not the NFL, not the NFL and the NCAA, FOOTBALL. I do think that the Miami Hurricanes could beat the Bengals fairly easily, and I think that any of the top 5 NCAA teams would have a good chance, but I'm pretty sure that the local 5-year-old team from West Armpit, Wyoming would go down to the power of Corey Dillon. Though there is talk of him retiring, so should the game ever happen, I'd put my money on West Armpit.



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Since: 23.1.02
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Don't you be messin' with Wyoming!

Still, it'd be a tossup if our College Football team could pull a win over the Bungles. We just have a great habit of coming up short.

Here's an email that was sent to me last year:

Subject: Urgent UWyo Press Release


The University of Wyoming's football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Vic Koenning immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.

Aaron R. Alpern

News Anchor/Reporter

Wyoming Public Radio

...edited for your viewing pleasure...

(edited by Jaguar on 17.10.02 2331)


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Since: 3.1.02
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Ya know, as a Bengals fan, it's kinda fun to make that Hurricanes joke, but they wouldn't beat the Bengals. There's only one Bengal starter that wouldn't start for Miami and that's the quarterback. In the end, every single Bengal is good enough to play at Miami's level, but only about half of Miami's players are good enough to play at the NFL level. If they played 100 times, Miami might win 10-15 times, tops.

(edited by BobHollySTILLRules on 18.10.02 0157)


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Hey Yo...

All I have to say is this...

HATIN'.

Still don't care, still a fan. And, as for Miami vs. Cincinatti, I'd probably watch it. Then, is the Bengals lost to a college team, I probably would turn it off and burn my Bengals card.



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Since: 11.7.02
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    Originally posted by Jaguar
    Subject: Urgent UWyo Press Release


    The University of Wyoming's football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Vic Koenning immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

    After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.

    Aaron R. Alpern

    News Anchor/Reporter

    Wyoming Public Radio

    ...edited for your viewing pleasure...

    (edited by Jaguar on 17.10.02 2331)



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Since: 10.1.02
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The Bengals may be the worst team in the NFL. Possibly by a wide margin. But they would beat the Miami Hurricanes by 50 or so points.



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Since: 17.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by gugs
    According to Stuart Scott, Sean Salisbury and some other guy, the Cincinnati Bengals are the WORST team in FOOTBALL. Not the NFL, not the NFL and the NCAA, FOOTBALL. I do think that the Miami Hurricanes could beat the Bengals fairly easily, and I think that any of the top 5 NCAA teams would have a good chance, but I'm pretty sure that the local 5-year-old team from West Armpit, Wyoming would go down to the power of Corey Dillon. Though there is talk of him retiring, so should the game ever happen, I'd put my money on West Armpit.

Did they say worst team or worst run team(more likely and maybe true).
As for losing to Miami, it wouldn't happen, sorry the difference in tallent is too great. The speed of the defence would eat up the miami offense.
And the D- line isn't up to a game with a NFL offensive line. They would get stomped.



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Yeah, I'm a *huge* Miami fan, but they would get killed by the Bengals.



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