According to Stuart Scott, Sean Salisbury and some other guy, the Cincinnati Bengals are the WORST team in FOOTBALL. Not the NFL, not the NFL and the NCAA, FOOTBALL. I do think that the Miami Hurricanes could beat the Bengals fairly easily, and I think that any of the top 5 NCAA teams would have a good chance, but I'm pretty sure that the local 5-year-old team from West Armpit, Wyoming would go down to the power of Corey Dillon. Though there is talk of him retiring, so should the game ever happen, I'd put my money on West Armpit.
Suffice it to say, it didn't suck. Now we get Edge/Mysterio vs. Angle/Benoit and Angle just might get the Grand Slam! All together now... GOD BLESS SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Still, it'd be a tossup if our College Football team could pull a win over the Bungles. We just have a great habit of coming up short.
Here's an email that was sent to me last year:
Subject: Urgent UWyo Press Release
The University of Wyoming's football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Vic Koenning immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
Aaron R. Alpern
News Anchor/Reporter
Wyoming Public Radio
...edited for your viewing pleasure...
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Vanquishing your enemies, making amends to those you have wronged, and leaving words of love and kindness for those around you become second nature as your own mortality looms
However, true strength lies not in these last desperate acts, but in the actions of one who has to get out of bed the next day and face the consequences of doing that which you believe is right.
Ya know, as a Bengals fan, it's kinda fun to make that Hurricanes joke, but they wouldn't beat the Bengals. There's only one Bengal starter that wouldn't start for Miami and that's the quarterback. In the end, every single Bengal is good enough to play at Miami's level, but only about half of Miami's players are good enough to play at the NFL level. If they played 100 times, Miami might win 10-15 times, tops.
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Still don't care, still a fan. And, as for Miami vs. Cincinatti, I'd probably watch it. Then, is the Bengals lost to a college team, I probably would turn it off and burn my Bengals card.
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Originally posted by JaguarSubject: Urgent UWyo Press Release
The University of Wyoming's football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Vic Koenning immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
Originally posted by gugsAccording to Stuart Scott, Sean Salisbury and some other guy, the Cincinnati Bengals are the WORST team in FOOTBALL. Not the NFL, not the NFL and the NCAA, FOOTBALL. I do think that the Miami Hurricanes could beat the Bengals fairly easily, and I think that any of the top 5 NCAA teams would have a good chance, but I'm pretty sure that the local 5-year-old team from West Armpit, Wyoming would go down to the power of Corey Dillon. Though there is talk of him retiring, so should the game ever happen, I'd put my money on West Armpit.
Did they say worst team or worst run team(more likely and maybe true). As for losing to Miami, it wouldn't happen, sorry the difference in tallent is too great. The speed of the defence would eat up the miami offense. And the D- line isn't up to a game with a NFL offensive line. They would get stomped.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. --Theodore Roosevelt--
Yeah, I'm a *huge* Miami fan, but they would get killed by the Bengals.
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