Friends, please don't talk about episode 2 in the episode 1 thread.
This morning's feature match features BRODUS CLAY taking on CURT HAWKINS! Cameron was not allowed to drive!
Also on today's show: The SATURDAY MORNING SPOTLIGHT shines on REY MYSTERIO! The FAVE FIVE counts down...oh boy, top catchphrases! I expect that objects will be inserted into rectums! A special look at superstar AUTOGRAPHS! And the WWE POP QUIZ asks a question about 2001, which will confuse the intended audience, all of whom were born after that time!
So, after two excruciating weeks of hyping up "The Demon King" (primarily by having Seth Rollins say "Demon King" roughly 7,400 times), they build to the huge Summerslam unveiling of Finn Balor's Demon King persona by...