Friends, please don't talk about episode 2 in the episode 1 thread.
This morning's feature match features BRODUS CLAY taking on CURT HAWKINS! Cameron was not allowed to drive!
Also on today's show: The SATURDAY MORNING SPOTLIGHT shines on REY MYSTERIO! The FAVE FIVE counts down...oh boy, top catchphrases! I expect that objects will be inserted into rectums! A special look at superstar AUTOGRAPHS! And the WWE POP QUIZ asks a question about 2001, which will confuse the intended audience, all of whom were born after that time!
Man, I hate shills, but I'll leave it on the off chance that somebody manages to "make a lot of money" out of this. Of course, we would expect to be paid a finders' fee! (I reckon your chances go way up if you live in New Jersey)