Friends, please don't talk about episode 2 in the episode 1 thread.
This morning's feature match features BRODUS CLAY taking on CURT HAWKINS! Cameron was not allowed to drive!
Also on today's show: The SATURDAY MORNING SPOTLIGHT shines on REY MYSTERIO! The FAVE FIVE counts down...oh boy, top catchphrases! I expect that objects will be inserted into rectums! A special look at superstar AUTOGRAPHS! And the WWE POP QUIZ asks a question about 2001, which will confuse the intended audience, all of whom were born after that time!
*sigh* I'm the FIRST to make a SmackDown! Report, and nobody posts. I give up. Starting threads doesn't bring any justice. I concede defeat to thee, Screaming Head Person. Oh, and hooray for face Steph!