Friends, please don't talk about episode 2 in the episode 1 thread.
This morning's feature match features BRODUS CLAY taking on CURT HAWKINS! Cameron was not allowed to drive!
Also on today's show: The SATURDAY MORNING SPOTLIGHT shines on REY MYSTERIO! The FAVE FIVE counts down...oh boy, top catchphrases! I expect that objects will be inserted into rectums! A special look at superstar AUTOGRAPHS! And the WWE POP QUIZ asks a question about 2001, which will confuse the intended audience, all of whom were born after that time!
I was just glad to be rid of both Jessie and Alicia. Nothing against them personally, but their individual dramas were sucking up half of every show. I realized how little we really know about Jackie, Anni or Linda.