Friends, please don't talk about episode 2 in the episode 1 thread.
This morning's feature match features BRODUS CLAY taking on CURT HAWKINS! Cameron was not allowed to drive!
Also on today's show: The SATURDAY MORNING SPOTLIGHT shines on REY MYSTERIO! The FAVE FIVE counts down...oh boy, top catchphrases! I expect that objects will be inserted into rectums! A special look at superstar AUTOGRAPHS! And the WWE POP QUIZ asks a question about 2001, which will confuse the intended audience, all of whom were born after that time!
It wasn't just the bait-and-switch that pissed people off, it should be noted. (I was in the crowd that night.) The replacement match -- Lesnar vs. Team Angle -- started out with a good but long mat sequence between Lesnar and Benjamin.