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Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.33
Hmmm...I wonder how many people will read this in here?

Long story short: I'm not feeling well and I just got done writing a five page paper, so I'm wiped out. I tried to start it, but I'm just not feeling the funny coming right now. The Satire will sit half finished until I have the energy to do it. I'm thinking sometime tomorrow afternoon. Think 4ish-5ish CST. Until then amuse yourself with a ball of string.

EDIT: I know five pages doesn't sound very bad. Hell, some of the satires have gone much longer than that, but 5 pages when you're sick and actually have to think is really numbing my mind right now.

(edited by Excalibur05 on 30.9.03 0136)


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Since: 11.11.02
From: Fat City, Baby

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Matt, I would hate for you to have to think when you write the satire. The styles would clash too much. Please take as much time as possible to make sure that doesn't happen.

And do more homework! Filthy hippie!



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Since: 4.2.02
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I don't know how you get those things done so quickly in the first place. Every freaking week, too.



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Since: 9.1.02
From: Wichita, Ks

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Hey, man, take your time. These get done on your dime, not ours. "Late + quality" beats out "on time + half-assed" any day.

Plus - hey, string!



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