Hmmm...I wonder how many people will read this in here?
Long story short: I'm not feeling well and I just got done writing a five page paper, so I'm wiped out. I tried to start it, but I'm just not feeling the funny coming right now. The Satire will sit half finished until I have the energy to do it. I'm thinking sometime tomorrow afternoon. Think 4ish-5ish CST. Until then amuse yourself with a ball of string.
EDIT: I know five pages doesn't sound very bad. Hell, some of the satires have gone much longer than that, but 5 pages when you're sick and actually have to think is really numbing my mind right now.
(edited by Excalibur05 on 30.9.03 0136) Wisconsin Badgers: 4-1 (Good stuff. I'm worried about Davis though. A sprained ankle shouldn't be THIS bad.)
Minnesota Vikings: 4-0 (Poor T.O. Gus Frerotte, Quarterback of the FUTURE!!)
If you do ever end up with a chat, I would suggest finding some people you can trust and who have some experience with IRC-based chats to operate it on top of the bot. There are, after all, some things a bot can't deal with.