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|  #1 Posted on 5.4.02 0202.41 |
I think he did pretty good. I was pleasant surprised.
I would say that he looked more stoned than ever but that's a given with Van Dam. 
Also, I may have figured his "Ass Sweat" issue or whatever the hell it is. I guess he does a few tokes and chugs down a few Big Gulps before his matches or something.
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Chourico
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| #2 Posted on 5.4.02 0302.54 | Stoners unite! Slurpies 4 Stoners!
"Big Daddy Cool, ha, more like BIG DADDY BITCH."
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| #3 Posted on 5.4.02 0344.02 | << Also, I may have figured his "Ass Sweat" issue or whatever the hell it is. I guess he does a few tokes and chugs down a few Big Gulps before his matches or something. >>
Uh, that don't look like sweat to me. Looks like he's had an unfortunate encounter with intestinal distress. I believe the terminology as put forth in "The Fart Book" is "Gambled and Lost".
Maybe they could start calling his finisher "The Dirty Squirty".
I've often wondered if there's anybody backstage to take him aside and tell him that it looks like he dumped his pants when he wears certain singlets.
Still, maybe they can get Rod Stewart to cut a new theme for him.
later, Rudy | ManiacalClown
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| #4 Posted on 5.4.02 2006.24 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Rod Stewart's "Infatuation" would be a bomb-ass wicked theme for RVD.
FREESERVERS = TRASH | lmo911
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| #5 Posted on 5.4.02 2205.55 | Instant Rating: 4.06 | Personally I'm still trying to figure out exactly why he was wearing a pair of jeans along with his singlet. You think the director noticed one of RVD's "accidents"?
Either that or RVD just topped HHH's leather/denim jacket combo for worst fashion statement...EVER! | FLRockAndLaw
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| #6 Posted on 5.4.02 2310.07 | You know, my feelings of shallowness about my discussion of Stephanie's implants are now greatly reduced, now that I see all the discussions of RVD's, ahem, "ass sweat." :)
R.I.P. Megadeth - 1984-2002 | Excalibur05
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| #7 Posted on 6.4.02 0046.53 | CRZ said that the flavor advertised with RVD was "Bruisn' Berry" but right after I heard it I thought I'd heard 'BoisenBerry'.
THAT would be a terrible slurpee flavor.
These mini Reeses cup things are addictive... | Rudy
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| #8 Posted on 6.4.02 0954.15 |
Originally posted by ManiacalClown
Rod Stewart's "Infatuation" would be a bomb-ass wicked theme for RVD.
Uh....I was referring to the episode of South Park where they wheel out an aged Rod Stewart, and all he can say or sing is "I pooped m'pants".
Later, Rudy | ManiacalClown
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| #9 Posted on 6.4.02 1617.50 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | I don't care what you were referring to. I just think that would be an awesome theme.
FREESERVERS = TRASH | Big John DUD!
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|  #10 Posted on 6.4.02 1937.10 | | Insert Sid or bad News Brown&Andre joke here... |
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