Coach and Michael Cole said on Heat that this year's Rumble will have 1 minute intervals. This was done before in 95 when Vince called it "the fastest-paced Rumble ever". This change pissed off a lot of people and hasn't been used since. That means that the match took FUCKING 38 MINUTES!! This is why I get pissed when people compare Shawn Michaels to Flair in terms of great RR showings. *Kane* lasted longer than Shawn, for christs sake. I hope that the Sunday Night Heat crew were mistaken.
"Kent Brockman here once again at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where a complete evacuation has taken place. Details are sketchy at best, so we've taken what little information we have, added our own theories, and concluded that whatever the likely disaster, it's most likely the work of our former president Richard M Nixon, even though he is rumored dead." -Kent Brockman
---=---:---=--- [Look up a line] Wow, that belt looks like crap... I'll take it and carry it around for years and see if people can take it away from me... What? What was that? You mean even THIS belt doesn't matter! What? I'm insulted! Get away from me you... you... defiler!
NATURAL SELECTION IN ACTION! NATURAL SELECTION IS A TAG TEAM! SHELLY MARTINEZ IS BACK ON TELEVISION AND PROCLAIMS IT "FUN TIME!" JOEY KAOS BRINGS THE MUNOZ! AN NWA HERITAGE TAG TEAM TITLE ENCOUNTER YOU WILL FORGET AS SOON AS IT'S OVER!