I know the beloved dictator isn't terribly fond of this kind of stuff so I beg forgiveness in advance from the management, but I picked up a pair of tickets earlier this week and there's only one of me. The extra ticket is for 3rd row, section B. If anyone is interested in it, please PM me.
What is scarier than the gimmick it self it how BAD it's been xeoroxed or copied! I used to go to indy shows around my area, about five or so years ago, and there seemed be a "Doink the Clown" wrestling.