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|  #1 Posted on 25.4.02 1722.02 | Look at this review of the Rock's movie:
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/scorpionking.htm
There was a link to it from slashwrestling.com, but check it out. It's christians reviewing the evil movie that has "drinking, multiple", "worship of gods", and "visions by sorcery, repeatedly" which we all know is evil - Bossman making fun of Big Show's dead father evil!
If only now they'd do somehting about peadofile Catholic priests.
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| #2 Posted on 25.4.02 1738.47 |
Geez - I wonder what they thought of "Red Sonja"? Dozens of beautiful women slaughtered, and others thrown, still alive, one after the other, down a huge pit? We even get to hear their screams at the cover of the pit sloowwwlllly closes. Now THAT is evil. :)
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| #3 Posted on 25.4.02 2248.11 | These guys have always been some of the more entertaining reviewers on the web. My all-time favorite was their in-depth review of the "South Park" movie. That was a hysterical read.
The intro:
"South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (R) -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. *South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell."
"South Park is an *incredibly dangerous* movie for those who do not understand or are developing an understanding of the Gospel ....... INCREDIBLY dangerous."
Go to http://www.capalert.com/capreports/ to get a complete list of reviews (they've done over 500).
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| #4 Posted on 25.4.02 2339.44 | | Religious zealots + everything NOT the Bible or from the church network = A Good Time Reading. | HomerJFong
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|  #5 Posted on 26.4.02 0548.57 | Actually, I thought the best part of the site wasn't the infamous South Park review, but the reviews of films that the writer couldn't make it through. They are listed as either 'partial' or 'not computed' on the main review page.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm
Birdcage "I could not justify spending the time and effort necessary to do a complete analysis of The Birdcage. After 25 minutes of the show I had one and a half recording logs of homosexual suggestions and activities"
Bulworth: "I was able to tolerate Bulworth, acidic language occurred AT LEAST EIGHTY-SIX TIMES! I strongly suspect, even during the seventy minutes I observed the movie let alone the unseen portion, a much higher number because at times the language occurred faster than I could annotate the observations!"
Belly: "After nine minutes into the movie, I left. In those first nine minutes were 37 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary, 21 of which were the most vulgar word of all and variations of it. Thirty-seven uses in nine minutes is equivalent to 247 per hour."
Kissing Jessica Stein: "Those 33 minutes were enough to tell you *Kissing Jessica Stein* is a movie about the "flowering" of a lesbian (or at least bisexual) woman [Rom. 1:26, Jude 4, Gal. 5:19]. I wish I had known that about this movie before I selected which five of the many movies available I would analyze on April 5, 2002."
Yet this person made it all the way through films like American Psycho and Natural Born Killers. I swear, I will never understand fundamentalists as long as I live.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. | Debaser
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| #6 Posted on 27.4.02 0255.41 | | I don't know why, but my absolute favorite CAPalert quote (aside from the ever-popular "samurai nudity"), is when he referred to the mutants in X-Men as having "unholy powers". | LordOfTheSmarks
Chipolata
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| #7 Posted on 27.4.02 1317.04 | sorry, somebody has to do this:
Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
"somewhere down in suburbia it ain't right" | Aldo D 2112
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| #8 Posted on 27.4.02 1359.56 | Ahh, yes, good old CAP Alert. Where there is entertainment, plot development and free speech to be found in movies, you can bet your butt that ol' CAP Alert will be there to decree them morally corrupt, by gum!
That being said, according to the review, American Psycho was the first movie EVER to warrant a zero rating. And I believe there were one or two others to receive sub-10 ratings. (Didn't South Park: BLU at least score a two-digit rating?)
I'm hoping one day they start reviewing music. I've listened to John Ankenberg's ranting about the "dangers of secular rock" in the past and it makes for better humor than anything Comedy Central has put out since The Man Show premiered. Surely, CAP Alert can make it more entertaining.
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| #9 Posted on 28.4.02 2311.25 | You know it's idiots like that who give us level headed Christians a bad name.
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