Friday and Saturday, me and all my rowdy friends get together and watch the Professioanl Wrestling. Last night, me n [mul]DOOMSTONE were sitting around talking shit and trying to find all the AAA ladies matches to guage who goes on the Joshi 100. I went into my Closet Of Tapes and noticed that the Wife had stuffed the Rockin` Randal doll that my mother gave me for Christmas in the same closet. We were bored. We regret it now- but we opened it up and played it. It plays the whole MNF song but with Bocephus singing ``Rockin` Randy`` everytime he would usually say ``Hank``. He wiggles his little doll hips and his mouth sings along. You`d figure it would be grade A nightmare feul for children, but- alas- this morning my kids fell in love with it and have been playing that motherfucking song all morning. These are the same children that ripped the arms off my Dallas Cowboy Nutcracker that mom also gave me.
I saw these for the very first time this weekend when the wife and I were out shopping. Now, I know I can inflict some pain on my Redskin buddy fan with one. (Well, along with taunting him that Steve Spurrier his is coach).
Along these lines though, I also saw a similar thing where they have college mascots (the usual big schools - UNC, Duke, Florida St., Penn State, etc...). Anyway, you pick one up and if you press the button the horse or ram or whatever will dance and sing the school's fight song.
I have never hated the University of Tennessee as much as I did yesterday when some girl walked around JC Penny playing the Vols Fight Song every 30 seconds.
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