There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
On April 11, a 12-year-old boy travelling from Nigeria was caught with 87 condoms filled with heroin in his stomach at Kennedy airport. Ok, now that's just wrong. The thought of that just makes me want to vomit.