"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do." David Brent, The Office
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
I've got them all - some are actually tough to find. Each one will take you about an hour to get through. It's the easiest reading this side of Dick and Jane. He also wrote a couple of spy novels starring "Tiger Mann" - there's a name.
I remember him on a late night show saying he was the 4th most published author in the world or something like that.
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe. - Euripides
The chapter from OJ Simpson's book has been leaked. It is, as you would expect, pretty disgusting. He claims not to want his kids to read the details of their mother's death but basically blames her for putting him in the situation.