If nothing else, Ricky's comeback will raise the bar on NFL beards. Did you see that thing? Yikes. It looked like that thing Peter Griffin grew that had birds living inside of it. Ricky has the best-looking NFL beard since Jeff Garcia's girlfriend.
Matt Tracker: Great comix this week. But why not use the Trojan corner to feature the adventures Al Wilson? DEAN: Al Wilson rides it bareback, my brother. Matt Tracker: Waitress, I won't need this omelette after all, thanks. DEAN: He's too much of gentleman to assume that the lady he is with would have a disease and he's man enough to raise any offspring that should arise. HE IS AL WILSON.
There was also the money sketch graphic that had the soccer dude kicking the ball into real-Conan's open mouth that was funny yet looked strangely homosexual. You had the goalie getting married, eating dinner, etc.