I was just about to post this. As far as Richard Simmons' fighting, I don't think anyone would be suprised to read that he chooses to slap. My guess is that he couldn't get close enough to bite or scratch.
So my wife and I live in an apartment. Yesterday while flushing the toilet, a package of dental floss fell in and got flushed with everything else. Now our toilet won't flush at all because something (the dental floss container) is blocking the pipes.