I was just about to post this. As far as Richard Simmons' fighting, I don't think anyone would be suprised to read that he chooses to slap. My guess is that he couldn't get close enough to bite or scratch.
In Honour of FORSTY Something Randomnly Cool FORSTY is W of the day, so I thought that I would just mention a few randomnly cool things in tribute to his bad self. 1. I have to admit that I am ADDICTED to the referrals pages.