There is something so perfectly myopic in the way that the Warrior maintains his web site for his audience (that he neither respects or appreciates) that makes everything he writes so ... goddamn ridiculous. He writes:
Even when your absence and silence is otherwise generating NO perverse gossip, police reports or obituaries, you are still pestered by kooks and goofs and nutjobs believing your lack of presence on the internet means something must obviously be wrong in your life. It seems that many believe it is no longer reasonable that a man can live a productive, fulfilling and happy life if he does not engage the infinite void of cyberspace...I was thinking about how great my life was and how sad it is that so many waste theirs on the internet trying to desperately figure out the lives of others, or worse, trying to figure out who they themselves are and what their own lives are all about to begin with.
Unless a bevy of fanatical '80s wrestling fans have somehow found your batcave of the New Mexico desert, just how, sir, are you being SO pestered? That pesky 'Net. It gets us all.
Well, of course he's going to be pestered. With all of his business ventures I keep reading on Wrestlecrap like his excerise video (where he does a GRUELING workout for 5 minutes and then replays it in fast forward), his comic book (where he's apperently going to sexually violate Santa Claus), and Warrior University (I didn't even try to understand that one... my brain was hurting after 5 seconds of that);of course, all of the major business players are going to be banging down his door for his financial advice.
Heck, I'm suprised Donald Trump hasn't tapped Warrior to replace him in 'The Apprentice'. You know it would rule:
Donald Trump: "You're fired!"
Warrior: "You have been chosen by the Gods of the Warrior to be tossed into the celestrial quastar upon the zenith of the universe, where you will be devoured by the forces that constitute the bane of your destiny as your flesh is dissolved into the aftermath of your own wreckoning of which the Warrior has had to ablithorate with the power of the Warrior and those Warrior faithful who ride the wave of destiny in eching a new decomarcy of society upon this putrid earth!"
Remember kids, queering didn't make the world work. Has- been wrestlers who are cracked out on peyote and PCP have.
-Just two Smackdowns left until Wrestlemania! WWE.com says Finlay and Booker T will take on Undertaker and Batista (there goes the attraction of them teaming together on RAW next week), and we’ll open with the Chairman himself!