Saw this on ESPN's Page 2. The writer is Patrick Hruby, and he talks about the recent trend towards retro jerseys being in fashion (Wes Unseld, George Gervin, etc...). As a parody, he mentioned other "Retro" items that would be for sale and.....
Hulk Hogan Retro Steroid Needle, 1984
In homage to: The Hulkster, who admitted to steroid use during a mid-1990s federal trial.
Authentic details: Comes with a red-and-orange "Hulkamania" bandanna, the better to disguise your 'roid-ravaged scalp.
Fashion statement: Say your prayers and take your vitamins. Like Anabol and Decagabril.
By the way, Storm's gimmick includes 1.) telling the audience to shut up, and 2.) occasionally making everyone stand for the Canadian national anthem. You know they don't know what to do with a wrestler when he's making fans stand for a national anthem. It's like waving a white flag and saying, "This guy has no personality -- we give up."
I was tailoring it to a PPV with other "regular" matches on it, as opposed to a stand-alone brand-vs-brand PPV. I'm not sure I'd want to make the PPV solely about that, since that means putting all (or most) other storylines on hold.