I've turned off quick links for everybody, as I'm more and more certain that it's strategic combinations of old-time, non-forum-marking-read people hitting the index page that's causing our mysql to end up stacking up.
FYI/FWIW, I haven't seen any of the oddities since you made that change. Seems like a reasonable theory to me! Thanks.
Got this entering the music forum: Warning: mysql_result() [function.mysql-result]: Unable to jump to row 0 on MySQL result index 40 in /var/www/the-w.com/forum.php on line 235 This one at One question: Warning: mysql_result() [function.mysql-result]: