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The W - CRZ's World - REQUEST OF THE DAY
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    One of my favorite pieces that you ever wrote involved you in a Brett Favre jersey or maybe a Kings hat, and a Midget following you around and finally giving you a fist pump, before you balanced things out on your own. I'm thinking it was in a recap, but might have just been on the old board. Where did you write that and can you link me to it? Thanks


That's one of the last threads I started on the ol' CRZboard. You can see it via the Web Archive (web.archive.org) (along with seven suitably ass-kissing replies) or you can read the reprint RIGHT HERE:

    Originally posted by CRZ 12/9/01 2:51 am
    The MIDGET was LOOKING at ME
    So I'm in Target, right? And there's this group - this crew, if you will - of three folks, one of whom is a midget. And, like, this midget is EYEBALLING me. LIKE I'M A FREAK OR SOMETHING. This greatly unnerves me but I'm not about to stick around trying to figure it out.

    I was looking for some straight pins - Mom bought me some Christmas lights with 8-way random flashing action after I bemoaned the fact that the ones I HAD put in my cube kinda stopped working when (I'm thinking) the janitor severed them with the vacuum cleaner one night, so I needed some pins to stick them up in my cubicle, right? Okay. Well, I walked ALL OVER that damn Target and they had but NONE. Target's got it all my ASS.

    Anyway, I find myself in Wal-Mart 'cause I know THEY'VE got a big ol' sewing section and AHHH believe it or not this midget is THERE. And he eyeballs me AGAIN. LIKE I'M A FREAK. THEN he looks RIGHT AT ME and says "Hey!"

    I fight the urge to flee and go "Huh?"

    He says, "Kings?"

    See, I was wearing a Kings T and cap in order to show my loyalty and solidarity as we were playing the hated LAKERS that night. So that's what he was checking me out for. Kings.

    I said "Yeaaaaaah."

    He looked down and made this fist. Yo.

    I got the HELL outta THERE. Although it was probably a "I feel you, dawg" fist, it could just as easily have been "Shaq's my MAN and my crew's gonna kick your ass now" fist - I didn't feel like finding out.

    To restore the balance of things, as I was pulling out of Wal-Mart, I saw a guy with a Favre jersey on. I rolled down my window, yelled out "Yo Favre! BEAT THE BEARS!" and sped off before he could answer.


I think this may be another case of your memory being better than the actual prose. I get that a lot.



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No, that's as awesome as I remember it. I had totally fogotten about the fact that he was rolling with a crew. Thanks for the repost ... and on a side note does wierd stuff even happen to you anymore or do you just not feel the urge to write about it when it does. A shame if it's the latter, it makes for a good read.

Edit: I was even one of the ass kissing responders. I wanted to read more retarded knowledge spouted by me back on that board, but most of it says it isn't archived. Is most that stuff just gone now?

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.02
    Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
    No, that's as awesome as I remember it. I had totally fogotten about the fact that he was rolling with a crew. Thanks for the repost ... and on a side note does wierd stuff even happen to you anymore or do you just not feel the urge to write about it when it does. A shame if it's the latter, it makes for a good read.
I guess I just don't get out as much. :)

    Edit: I was even one of the ass kissing responders. I wanted to read more retarded knowledge spouted by me back on that board, but most of it says it isn't archived. Is most that stuff just gone now?
I believe large chunks are available on the archive with the original pub30.ezboard.com link and other large chunks are availabe on the archive with the p068.ezboard.com link and still other chunks are lost to the ages. Even when the board was active, only a certain number of pages' worth of threads were kept on by ezboard at any given time - I think this may have only hit us on the Pro Wrestling forum though. On another hand, you could probably dump a pile of money ezboard's way and they'd resurrect the whole damn thing ... but we have many, many, far better ways for you to waste that kind of money. (See our Marketing Dept. for details!)



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