NOOO!!! Take that back! The Wang is Mighty, d'you hear, Mighty! All Hail the Wang!
I'm sorry, I lost myself for the moment there. Could it be that the wang wasn't all "boing" because he was in the ring with Torrie? By the time he got to sharing camera time with Kurt, well, the damage may have been done. Or perhaps the Wang is just shy about appearing in posed close-ups, and prefers that the camera catches it only during action shots. And, maybe if Rene had been sharing the ring with an ace piece o'studliness like, say, Funaki, then the WANG would have been all up in everyone's faces.
Just some theories...
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What an underwhelming card. Wow. Mick Foley d. Kurt Angle, but by DQ or some shenanigans. I bet Jarrett will get involved somehow. Samoa Joe d. Sting. Just because....I dunno. Nash d. AJ Styles. Who cares about the "Legends" title anyway?