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Since: 23.5.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.50
FOR DEAN -

Dean, I am sorry to say, Rene's wang does not live up to the hype live and in person.

In fact, in one of the backstage vignettes with Rene and Angle, the camera is crotch level looking up...and still Rene appears to have a dinky wang. Even on the jumbo screen titan tron thingy. Dinky.

However, TAZ WAS SPRUNG, and very animated during Rene's segment. So at least THAT lived up to the hype.

Sorry to disappoint, friend.



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Since: 10.1.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.49
NOOO!!! Take that back! The Wang is Mighty, d'you hear, Mighty! All Hail the Wang!

I'm sorry, I lost myself for the moment there. Could it be that the wang wasn't all "boing" because he was in the ring with Torrie? By the time he got to sharing camera time with Kurt, well, the damage may have been done. Or perhaps the Wang is just shy about appearing in posed close-ups, and prefers that the camera catches it only during action shots. And, maybe if Rene had been sharing the ring with an ace piece o'studliness like, say, Funaki, then the WANG would have been all up in everyone's faces.

Just some theories...



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Since: 11.12.01
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.85
    Originally posted by The Amazing Salami
    FOR DEAN -

    Dean, I am sorry to say, Rene's wang does not live up to the hype live and in person.

    In fact, in one of the backstage vignettes with Rene and Angle, the camera is crotch level looking up...and still Rene appears to have a dinky wang. Even on the jumbo screen titan tron thingy. Dinky.

    However, TAZ WAS SPRUNG, and very animated during Rene's segment. So at least THAT lived up to the hype.

    Sorry to disappoint, friend.


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DEAN. Sporting the dinky wang.



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