Actually, the link in THAT thread doesn't work any more. To save you time skulking about the Web Archive, I've put a copy on CRZ.net and you owe it to your very soul to click right here (CRZ.net). Go ahead. I'll be right here when you get back.
1. OMG do you REMEMBER that?
2. OMG you mean you never saw that before because you weren't born when I was linking to it? What'd you think of it? Didn't it RULE? Ahhhhh ha ha ha.
This is my Saturday night, people! All because I didn't want to go watch MY BLOODY VALENTINE IN 3D
You'd think this meme would have experienced a resurgence once the Nintendo Wii came out ...
The most hilarious thing about Tommy Dreamer is that everyone else in WWE, from Shelton Benjamin to dudes who haven't even debuted yet, has a T-shirt available. WWE doesn't even bother printing up a T-shirt for Tommy Dreamer, A MAN WHOSE GIMMICK IS WEARING A T-SHIRT WHILE WRESTLING. And why is that? Because not a god damn person would ever pay money for a Tommy Dreamer shirt. Not even his own mother. As a result he usually ends up wearing a shirt that says "WRESTLEMANIA 24" or "JUDGEMENT DAY." I think it's time for Tommy Dreamer to just print up a T-shirt that says "UPCOMING PAY PER VIEW"
He bought a $42.95 takeout order of ribs, fried okra, cornbread and buttermilk pie for the Air Force One flight back to Washington. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (thanks Paul...and whoever sent the link to *him*) http://www.whitehouse.