Oh, yeah, totally man. Michael Cole stinks! He's no Paul Heyman, bring that guy on. Hey, I hear Michael Cole dyes his hair. He must be gay - let's pull a Matthew Shephard on him, k?
Albert
"Hi, Mommy! I bet this is the first phone call you ever got from a tree."
Why doesn't WWF.com do an internet poll each week to determine who Booker will puke on for an upcoming show? My initial vote -- Jerry "The King" Lawler, followed closely by Billy Gunn.
If you only knew What I'm gonna do to you You'd be running out of here Just as fast as two feet could carry you
Seriously, given Vince's history of on-air ribs, I wouldn't be surprised if there is some truth to why Cole was puked on. But I didn't get to see the show at all because us in Houson got to see the Rockets lose to the Jazz. So we will get "A Very Special Sunday Smackdown". How was the match up until that point?
January 4th 1999 - The day WCW injected itself with 10 gallons of Liquid Anthrax...AKA...The day Hogan "Defeated" Nash to win the WCW title in front of 40,000.
Last night's SmackDOWN! was Michael Cole's finest hour.
1) In the Christian&Storm v. Tazz&Spike match for the WWF Tag Team Titles™, when Tazz locked Christian in the Tazmission, I heard MC's finest commentary EVER. He said something similar to, "Christian is the legal man! Tazz is the legal man! They are both the legal men!" That's right, MC said that. Despite constantly shilling for other parts of the show and ignoring most of the action in the ring, MC recognized that both Tazz AND Christian were the legal men in the ring. AMAZING.
2) Michael Cole was laughing at Booker T and got vomitted on. Then he left for the entire night. That's GOLD. Thanks Booker T!
...Some fear the Pink... ...But many fear....THE MOUNTIE! (He's handsome, he's brave, and he's strong, you know)
Oh, yeah, totally man. Michael Cole stinks! He's no Paul Heyman, bring that guy on. Hey, I hear Michael Cole dyes his hair. He must be gay - let's pull a Matthew Shephard on him
Good lord, that's tasteless.
Michael Cole should be puked on every show and forced to leave. He'll eventually get the hint when he's puked on ten minutes before every SmackDown.
I was born in a manger, like that other guy. You know, he wore a hat?