How close would a real shoot be between these two in the Octagon, with:
Bret Hart's physical prime. 5'11" 235 1997 or thereabouts when taking on Sycho Sid.
HHH's physical prime 6'4" 265 Royal Rumble 2003 vs. Steiner
Now, everybody is thinking how Hart would headlock/ whip out a takedown and get HHH on the ground in no time and then pound on his face or maybe stretch him.
Or maybe HHH could get some punches in with great effect because of his 30 lb weight advantage.
Admittedly, this is an asinine topic, but I'll comment anyways.
Bret wins due to his amateur background.
Better shoots take place outside of the Octagon anyways.
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Really dumb topic...BUT, HHH throws a punch, Bret moves and clamps on some crazy submission Stu taught him. Either HHH begs for mercy and Bret relents, or Bret gets mad and breaks his arm.
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Why is this a dumb topic? Just because pro wrestlers pretend to engage in combat. Most wrestlers do not stand a chance against a UFC fighter or a journeyman boxer. Look what Butterbean did against Bart Gunn. And Bart Gunn opened a can of whoop ass on every "tough guy" wrestler. Even a novelty act like Butterbean could flat-out demolish any wrestler. What would Lennox Lewis or Mike Tyson do? I shudder to think.
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Originally posted by HallMarkWhy is this a dumb topic? Just because pro wrestlers pretend to engage in combat. Most wrestlers do not stand a chance against a UFC fighter or a journeyman boxer. Look what Butterbean did against Bart Gunn. And Bart Gunn opened a can of whoop ass on every "tough guy" wrestler. Even a novelty act like Butterbean could flat-out demolish any wrestler. What would Lennox Lewis or Mike Tyson do? I shudder to think.
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I'm reasonably sure all you just said has nothing to do at all with why people said this is a stupid topic.
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