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#101 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.61
Currently stuck at Wal-mart pushing buggies but in school I'm studing Printing Technology as my major.



WWE Champion: Eddie Guerrero

Now, if Chris Benoit wins at Wrestlemania the smarks and wrestling community in general will have the world biggest simultaneous orgasm ever. (Source: Wrestling Historian)

asteroidboy
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Since: 22.1.02
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#102 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
I love threads like this, unlike most others, I've read every post in this one. Sort of a cheap version of a reality show.

I'm a newspaper reporter. For you J majors, don't bother with it, if you want to report. Just get some writing experience, and major in whatever you like. The editors don't care what your degree's in.



-- Asteroid Boy


Wiener of the day: 23.7.02

"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex
"Was he no-selling?" - Me


DrewDewce
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Since: 2.1.02
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#103 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.75
    Originally posted by Rudoublesedoublel
    It looks like we have 3 bankers and all of us are in the general "compliance/LR/audit" arena. I guess that simply means that at least 3 of us really know the meaning of boring (nothing more exciting than reading banking regulations) and also know the feeling of frustration (rarely does anyone like anything that we do).


Make that 3&1/2. I left the banking "compliance/LR/audit" field to become an internal auditor for the world's largest gaming company. I've been a CPA (Certified Public Accountant) since '94 and will celebrate that 10 year anniversary by going for my CIA (Certified Internal Auditor) designation this fall.

That's why I called my old OVW reviews "The Audit" . . . nevermind



"You have the right to suffer. You have the right to feel pain. If you wish to have an attorney present, I'll hurt him too!" - The Big Bossman

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cfgb
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Ottawa, Ontario

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#104 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.87
Yikes, I'm late!

I'm a Revenue Assurance Prime working for Canada's largest ISP.

The job entails getting lists of billing glitches, or blatant fraud (causing billing glitches). I fix the problem - and then explain patiently why I am the Great Big Jerk who is backbilling them, or assuring revenue if you will.



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Since: 9.2.02

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#105 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.87
    Originally posted by Simba
    Okay, I'll play. I'm a DBA for one of the big hospitals in Boston. Because when you're looking for high-paying IT jobs, you look in Health Care!
...and to think I used that same logic. I am a DBA for a central laboratory company on the clinical trials side of the house. I also have two kids. As pieman wisely pointed out, this is the real job that, much to my chagrin, pays WAY FUCKING LESS than the cheap-ass healthcare industry.



"Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! . . .Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with... a herring!"
Kei Posiskunk
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Since: 7.1.02
From: Central PA, USA

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#106 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.59
Working part-time for a shipping company and desperately wishing I could find a real job. I'm not a stupid person, but my brain just wasn't wired to handle college.

Too much of a dreamer with a mind that wanders too much to hold a real job though.

Anyone out there with a completely odd occupation? Any pro sports mascots? (If so, any suggestions on how to break into the business? *starts running*)




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Big Bad
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Since: 4.1.02
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#107 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Still in university, but my part-time job is as a driver at a pizza place. And just not any driver...the SENIOR driver -- four years at the end of the month (dusts off hands triumphantly).





WaitÖif itís MLK Jr. Day AND Pat Pattersonís BirthdayÖwho gets the token win here?-- Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking on a match between Mark Henry and Rico

MH: Whatís a clever way to say that I have a penis?
CJ: UhÖMark, nobodyís going to buy that shirt.
MH: How about if I say that Iíve gotÖaÖuhÖ?
CJ: Coming up with T-Shirt ideas is hard Mark, why not leave it to the WWE marketing department.
MH: I know! Iíve got it!
CJ: Got what?
MH: Stank! Thatís Mah Stank! Iím gonna make a fortune!!
CJ: ďThatís Mah StankĒ?
MH: On the front itíll say ďCan You Smell It?Ē and on the back itíll say ďThatís Mah StankĒ. Everybodyíll buy it because theyíll think itís a Rock shirt.
CJ: You knowÖyou might be on to something there, sad to say.
MH: I canít wait to show mah stank to Trish.

You know, I have a feeling that Spanky didnít quit, he was fired. Why? So they could repackage Mark Henry as ďStanky.Ē Think about THAT!
--Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking, 1/19/04 Raw Satire


BigTimbo
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Since: 9.8.02
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#108 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.12
I sell cellular phones for an authorized agent of Alltel.



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Gugs
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#109 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.63
    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Still in university, but my part-time job is as a driver at a pizza place. And just not any driver...the SENIOR driver -- four years at the end of the month (dusts off hands triumphantly).




So do you still go out and deliver, or are you in charge of dispatch?



What are you, some sort of critic?
evilwaldo
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#110 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Chief Operations Officer for a medium sized hedge fund investment firm in Manhattan. Our funds invest in the Emerging Markets area.

(edited by evilwaldo on 6.3.04 1748)

Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
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#111 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.34
My title is Creative Services Producer (write/shoot/edit commercials/promos/PSAs), but I've worked in about every department at a big 3 affiliate here.
Big Bad
Scrapple








Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#112 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
    Originally posted by gugs
      Originally posted by Big Bad
      Still in university, but my part-time job is as a driver at a pizza place. And just not any driver...the SENIOR driver -- four years at the end of the month (dusts off hands triumphantly).




    So do you still go out and deliver, or are you in charge of dispatch?


I still drive myself...my only extra responsibilities are organizing the driver's shifts and training newbies.

Frankly, it's a great job. My boss is great with allowing my own schedule to be flexible with school, and I'm basically paid to just drive around and listen to CDs in my car.



WaitÖif itís MLK Jr. Day AND Pat Pattersonís BirthdayÖwho gets the token win here?-- Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking on a match between Mark Henry and Rico

MH: Whatís a clever way to say that I have a penis?
CJ: UhÖMark, nobodyís going to buy that shirt.
MH: How about if I say that Iíve gotÖaÖuhÖ?
CJ: Coming up with T-Shirt ideas is hard Mark, why not leave it to the WWE marketing department.
MH: I know! Iíve got it!
CJ: Got what?
MH: Stank! Thatís Mah Stank! Iím gonna make a fortune!!
CJ: ďThatís Mah StankĒ?
MH: On the front itíll say ďCan You Smell It?Ē and on the back itíll say ďThatís Mah StankĒ. Everybodyíll buy it because theyíll think itís a Rock shirt.
CJ: You knowÖyou might be on to something there, sad to say.
MH: I canít wait to show mah stank to Trish.

You know, I have a feeling that Spanky didnít quit, he was fired. Why? So they could repackage Mark Henry as ďStanky.Ē Think about THAT!
--Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking, 1/19/04 Raw Satire


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#113 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.79
Account Processing Specialist I (Consumer Loans) in the Branch Loan Boarding department of a Midwest-based bank.

In short, I'm an overpaid data entry chick.





count olaf
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#114 Posted on
Special ed teacher, grade 6



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Since: 2.1.02
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#115 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by count olaf
    Special ed teacher, grade 6
Awesome. My wife teaches 4th & 5th grade special ed.



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j9479
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Since: 29.1.03
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#116 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.64
am i not the only one who thinks that this huge list should be printed out and handed to everyone who thinks that wrestling fans are low level IQ havin, pot-bellied submorons who like to watch 2 men in their underwear fakely beat each other up?

makes me feel somewhat proud to think that i'm not the only so-called "professional" that enjoys watching wrestling.



andy1278
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#117 Posted on
I'm assistant general manager for Books-A-Million's Brunswick store and also a part-time college student going for that ever-elusive early childhood education degree.



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#118 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
    Originally posted by j9479
    am i not the only one who thinks that this huge list should be printed out and handed to everyone who thinks that wrestling fans are low level IQ havin, pot-bellied submorons who like to watch 2 men in their underwear fakely beat each other up?
No.



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#119 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.56
X-E's co-Worst Poster of all time! JKyle.com says:

Most enjoyable listed first... least... last

ESL Tutor/Activities helper (for Asian exchange students)

Religion/ICS/Political Science Tutor (but business ain't exactly booming...)

Full-time student, majoring in something or other, while minoring in Japanese.

Taco Bell cashier (Never could get Target or even Wal-Mart to even glance at me. I'm pretty sure Blockbuster turned me down too, I just can't remember)

Student Government Senator (Smell the sweet stipend money baby)

Note Taker (...)



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#120 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.60
    Originally posted by CRZ
      Originally posted by j9479
      am i not the only one who thinks that this huge list should be printed out and handed to everyone who thinks that wrestling fans are low level IQ havin, pot-bellied submorons who like to watch 2 men in their underwear fakely beat each other up?
    No.


No as in he's not the only one? Or, no as in no, it shouldn't. Or, option number three, are you being purposely vague again?





In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.

Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.

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