Computer has been not functional for over a month at this point. But its working again so figured start sharing these here thoughts with the Weiner readers again.
TKG: Ex-Rage Against the Machine guys providing the soundtrack to WWE diva contest amused me.
PAS: Getting rid of all the guys I have no desire to see from Smackdown. Trade Regal over to SD and get rid of Charlie Haas and it is my favorite show.
TKG: In an effort to try to sell the WWF 80s DVD they tried to recreate it tonight. That tag match was as shitty no-contact everyone controls there own bumps 80s WWF wrestling as you get. the squashes were way too long. And damn was there a lot of coke backstage.
PAS: Coked up Lita doing her Brittney and Kevin Chaotic impression was pretty amusing. She was flying though, her pupils were so dilated she could see into the future.
TKG: Finlay mic work.
PAS: I liked the Cobra Clutch challenge. I think that before they send him down to Atlanta they need to bring Billy Jack Haynes to break the full nelson.
What Didn't Work
TKG: Hassan's indytastic innovative offense made me laff and laff and laff. Inverted Final Cut?? ECW PPV does huge buyrate and they go...hmmm maybe we should give Hassan Nova's gimmick.
PAS: Good crucified Christ was that tag match awful. Shit haven't they seen the buyrate numbers, people don't want to watch oiled up Blue Boy models throw shitty punches. They want drunk fat guys, 800,000 buys motherfucker, WE WANT AXL
TKG: yeah Benjamin vs. Hassan, team Judgement Night vs. Tomko/Christian, Grenier vs. Kane, Chris master....WHERE'S BALLS????... And was Kane vs. Grenier the main event?
TKG: So one fat guy and he doesn't even get a good squash. Disappointing Viscera match.
TKG: Three way Dance??? Aw fuck putting Cena on this show will kill him dead. didn't much care for him so don't care...but still he needs to working good brawlers and instead they're going to be putting him in a three way where Christian and Jericho are going to be working their fancy wrestling sequences between bumping for Cena...that's not gonna help anyone. On the other hand I watched the brawling between the other top four guys on the show at the end tonight....and wow, outside of Batista I don't buy any of those guys being able to bloody a wheelchaired Blue Meanie.
PAS: That face off between Angle and Helmsley was high larious. Just looking at those two giant HGH headed guys staring each other down. It was like a face off between two PEZ dispensers.
So this is what we've been reduced to. They don't just have Stacy break out her old Ms. Hancock outfit, they actually have her reprise the same WCW let-your-hair-down, dance-on-the-desk routine she did FIVE YEARS ago.