I would rather see Annie from Tough Enough II. Her and Gayda as a tag team would kick ass.
(cowers in a corner waiting for thrown tomatoes)
"I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cause I'm a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more, I don't want to die in a nuclear war. I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman." -The Kinks
It seems that this kind of coincidence happens fairly regularly, or at least we hear about it alot. It's a damn shame, but hopefully a bit of doctoring and he'll be ok. If worse comes to worse, Peg-leg Jake The Snake Roberts is a cool visual.