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The W - Banished - Raw Spoilers
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We'll skip right to the main event with just a brief recap of all the other things.

-RVD jerks and wins against Val Venis. People bitch about his push. Let's say this; at least he's getting air time.

-Obligatory Trish/Jazz match.

Lots of talking about the rewedding between Triple Game and Stephanie. "What?"'s all around.

Steph walks out escorted by Brisco because vince wants nothing to do with it. Oddly, she comes out in a white dress. "That dress should be as black as her father's black heart!" exclaims JR. The priest in that very ring looks a lot like the Just Joe guy, but the announcers don't mention that.

The H then makes his entrance, so if you want to go make a grilled cheese sandwich right now, you've got time. He's wearing a lil denim vest with his tux, complete with the red baron marking.

Standard wedding such until they are about to kiss. The H takes a drink of water, and spits it in Steph's face, which makes for a nice comedy moment. He apologizes, and just before they do, something comes up on the TitanTron.

It's Test. "By Gawd, good Gawd, government rabid Olympic!," screams JR. Clearly, he's at a loss for words, but won't shut up. He pulls out a BBQ sauce container and begins guzzling it.

Test- "Hey Hunter, hi Steph. So nice that you too love each other so much. Gee, this reminds me of a similar situation a while ago. Hunter, you think that the baby is yours? Heh....well, let's take a look at the tape."

The tape shows test grinding on something, but are we sure that it is the Billion Dollar boob job? Suddenly, a horrid shrieking breaks out, which shatters all the glass in the room....yep, Steph all right.

Game H Assassin is at a loss for words. Stephanie is beginning to cry and pleads with The Triple Cerebral to listen to her side of the story.

Test- "Yea, thought you guys might like that. Well, it would seem that my work is done. I have injected the poison that will destroy your marriage into you myself. Muhahahahaha....."

Test spins around in the chair that he was sitting in and the nWo symbol is there, but it's backwards. "Ah, son of a bitch, I thought I did it right," says Test.

This is where it gets weird and Russo-esque. Because the letters said oWn, suddenly the Ultimate Warrior appears out of nowhere staring at his hands and begins muttering about pop-tarts and kitten juggling. Booker T sees this and is infuriated and confronts the Ultimate Warrior because Staring at your hands is now Booker's gimmick, so he challenges the Warrior to a hand staring contest right now in the ring.

So the two proud fighters go out there and begin to stare. It goes on for hours until Barry Horowitz comes out and says that he started all hand gimmicks by always giving himself a pat on the back, and the three of them begin to fight. But it's not over yet! DDP comes out and says that HE started all hand gimmicks with the self high five, and they begin fighting again.

Just when it looks like it will go on forever, they stop and decide that since they all have hand gimmicks, they should form a group. That is when The Handsome Four are born. They then go into No Way Out and destroy the nWo and save the WWF from the lethal poison....or at least until the poison of another Test roaming the planet.....

.......I Am Jack's Wasted Life.
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This is really stupid, and welcome to Banished.

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I think this is the only correct answer. Also, I REALLY don't want any more wrestling threads in the "One Question..." forum.
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