CRZ says, in the middle of the H/Naitch-RVD/Kane match, "I could not have less interest in this match, actually." And then intrepidly keeps recapping his heart out.
CRZ also says: "I pity the poor transcriptionist trying to follow ANY of this...probably thinking to themselves "Man, I've *never* had to type the word 'necrophilia' so many times before!" " Always thinking of the other person.
CRZ has always been at his best when the shows suck. I'm sorry (?) to say that this was an hilarious recap ... harkens back to the classic Nitro days in fact. (Insert completely untrue 'he was pretty funny back in the day' quip here)(Not untrue in that he was pretty funny back in the day, but untrue in that it's implying that he's not as funny now ... shit I'm digging myself in pretty deep here)
Great job as always, but one question. Did any of us really believe that recapping Raw could one day be described as "taking a bullet for /Slash readers"? I'm having trouble believing it, myself.
A criminal mind is all I've ever known; They tried to reform me, but I'm made of cold stone.
I thank you, (I think) for the transcript of the TOO HOT FOR CANADA scene of HHHumping mannequin.
Shawn Michaels is W---WHEELING... lol
I mentioned in a thread in the wrestling forum but I think I caught one of Zed's few mistakes "Jericho, he's talking about giving Trish a dose of Vitamin C? Well I'm gonna give him a dose of Vitamin P - straight up his Punk ass like a large-mouth bass. Now can u dig THAT... SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". I'm guessing he said Vitamin T =) Still disturbing nonetheless.
On my spellcheck necrophilia isn't listed so it always comes up as misspelled every time
Don't really know if going into detail here is the right place because we all know a wrestling messageboard is no place for wild speculation and innuendo
SO THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE GETTING THEIR IDEAS: I don't want to alarm anyone, but this week, somebody from the WWF read an ENTIRE five month block of my Nitro reports. We all shudder to think. (Which five months?)