You know what time it is, it's another Raw Thread for the chicks in the house! I thought it was a pretty good show. My thoughts are on the main board in the third page of the "Raw Thoughts" thread. What I want to focus on here is La Resistance. Let's see, they come up to Stacy and offer to hang out with her. Rene plays with her hair, Sylvain strokes her cheek. And she looks DISGUSTED?! Excuse me, but would you pass up two fine French hotties for a gross, disfigured mutant? AND Scott Steiner?! I'm sorry, but some of us women actually have, I don't know, intelligence (not to mention standards).
I'm sure you eavesdropping guys will have a chuckle out of this next paragraph...
After that little segment, I suddenly found myself getting the same treatment from the Resistance. Of course, I couldn't pass up the opportunity, so I started giggling and admited to Rene that I haven't taken French for a while, so I'm rusty. He said that's okay, I can teach you some, if you'd like. I giggled like I'm possessed and grabbed Rene by the collar, and took him to the living room. I told Sylvain to stay put. Everything's going great with Rene, then Sylvain came in and said, "Forgive me, but I'm very impatient." "That's okay, I almost forgot you were waiting." We all laugh. After that, well, one was working on the top half, one on the bottom half. Then when all was said and done, I was panting, and the Frenchies just looked at each other and Rene said, "I can't believe her. She's too much for us." Sylvain said, "Oui, How can Hunter possibly keep up with her?" FIN.
When my eyes opened, I realized that I just missed the La Resistance match with Dreamer and Spike. Oh, well. Anyway, what else? Jericho's clean shaven again (YAY!), and HHH looks absolutely delectible with the open dress shirt and the ripples there. Yes, a good night for yours truly. But enough about my horny ass, what about you ladies?
What?!?! Ringmistress' first full-fledged fanfic offering to the Wieners, & it does not involve HHH??? The end is truly nigh.
The french boys lost me when they came out in the matching berets & red, white & blue sashes. Berets?
I don't ever really want to see Jerry Lawler wrestle, but I thought Chief Morely made their match pretty damn watchable.
HHH's ability to correctly operate a motor vehicle proves that he truly is "that damn good".
"Linda ... I meant it. I really dig a mature woman. Hello? Hello? Hello? Damn Canadian cell service." I laughed out loud. I am so sure that The New People's Champion wrote that line for Bischoff. :-)
Rico had a pretty entertaining match with Scott Steiner last week. Rico & Maven had a fun match on Heat. Now Rico is entertaining with Goldberg. Rico's at the top of my list for MVP for the month of May!
Originally posted by emmaHHH's ability to correctly operate a motor vehicle proves that he truly is "that damn good"!
Classic Emma, just classic. I had such a good time with Raw. There was so much eye candy I had to bust out the Visine...just brutally stacked.
Frenchies. I dunno. They look good, yeah, there's no denying it. They're even great heels. I usually root for heels. I can't root for them. I just can't. But I can watch...I can certainly watch them.
It took me a whole of three seconds to sigh and realize just how much I like Coach. Although he sold the stunner very well. Speaking of stunning...
Stone Cold pic in the "office" was just classic. I always mark out a little with the Bischoff pic always in the background. It's one of those little things that just make me smile and shake my head. Now Austin's got one!!! Sah-weet! Austin and Goldy hanging drinking beer (luckily for Steve it was Canada) was classic.
Just an overall awesome show. Brutality, beer, half naked guys, more brutality, more beer, more guys...what more does a girl need???
You know what's really sad? Last night's RAW actually had some good stuff. But it's hard to remember it, because Jerry and his "verbal jizz-ing" is all I can seem to recall. You notice that even JR was getting extremely tired of Lawler.