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|#1 Posted on 3.6.03 1100.00 |
|You ladies know what to do. Post your oh, so perverted thoughts about RAW right here. I thought it was good once again, except in the main event. That finish was whack, but fortunately, I didn't tape it, so I don't remember what happened! Anyway, Randy Orton is back, and all I have to say is YEE-HAW! Christian continues to be superb, especially with The Rock as his mentor. More peep shows please! Speaking of peep shows, HHH looked good as always, but who told him that RED shirts went with GREY and BLACK?? By the way, the purple tights were cute...in April. Stick to the black, or at least red. Flair's promo was the best I heard from him in a long time. |
It had fire, it had passion, it had all the things that make him the best wrestler alive. One tidbit that stood out was when he mentioned something about telling HHH to make sure to stay on her until she couldn't take anymore. Uh, first of all, I vaguely remember saying that I couldn't take it anymore. Second, Stephanie, we salute you. The real kicker was calling HBK a bitch. Oh, man that ROCKED! Shawn Michaels the man is a great legend in his own right, but as a character, he is SO a bitch, LOL!
That wraps up my thoughts (more of my insanity is on the main board's RAW thread Click Here (wienerboard.com)). From the pencil neck geeks to you, we love you Freddie! Over to you...
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|#2 Posted on 3.6.03 1457.03 |
Originally posted by Ringmistress
Post your oh, so perverted thoughts about RAW right here.
Are we that predictable? ;-)
Not to disappoint...
I missed the whole beginning. Had a game, had to do a little drinking and a little bonding afterwards, but I taped it. I can't wait to see Trips' lack of fashion sense. You'd think travelling with Naitch he'd get some advice. Unless, Naitch does that on purpose to get himself over fashion wise. Something to think about.
Stone Cold and Bischoff (this is where I finally came in). These two are great! If not wrestling, this is Stone Cold's calling. And Redneck Triathalon? I'd buy the PPV just for that! Although, note to self, don't drink beer when Stone Cold's on because more than likely you will end up spitting it out all over your dog and coffee table. Dog enjoyed it though...
Jericho throwing paint all over Goldberg's car was hilarious! And Goldberg finally learned how to drive his car!!! Yeah! Goldberg! Why did Jericho pick yellow paint though? Is that just readily available in the area? Was the local Walmart having a sale and Edge picked some up for him? Why not something really, really annoying...like purple. Since they all seem to love that color so damn much. ;-)
Hi-Lite Reel was...missing Jericho. Christian was a good replacement though. His antics with the Rock were cute (though even I picked out Rock's face turn). Doesn't matter really, whether Rock's face or heel, he's great either way. I didn't understand the crowd thing, but I did enjoy the 'oh, someone just touched the People's Strudel'. HAHA I want to touch the people's strudel. In truth, I'd just like to have a bake off with his strudel going against my pie.
Can't say I watched much of Kane/RVD vs Frenchies. This is when I remembered my remote worked and the Devs were on so had to check on them. Luckily for me I already KNOW RVD and Kane are gonna job because that's their job so I don't miss anything. I did catch Austin come out and belittle Kane! Welcome to "Stone Cold Steve Austin's School of Motivational Techniques for Dead Weight Wrestlers". And here's a KICKWHAMSTUNNER for your time! HAHAHAHA Kane needs to get as far away from RVD as possible. Hopefully, this will be it. Hopefully Stone Cold has found the light, small and quivering deep within Kane's dark soul. Hopefully, Stone Cold can rekindle that little flame and let it BURN and RAGE with such intensity that the FIRE will consume Kane's soul like it did his flesh...oh what? That's not real? The burning is a story line? Oh. Never mind then.
Who didn't get a little shiver down their spine when Stone Cold demanded to "DO IT!" If I had been there Stoney, believe you me, you wouldn't have had to ask twice. Not that I'm attracted at all to Stone Cold, it was just that "demanding" thing...gets you all...well, you know...submissive like... (note: that one was perverted and masochistic)
Jericho again and Christian - in purple!!! Emma - you must have nearly had an orgasm with all that purple last night! LOL Just busting chops and working on my perverted quota theme of the post. Good match though. I think I got hurt just watching Robinson take that spear. You don't fully appreciate these moves until you see someone take it bad. If he didn't get hurt - that was a great sell. Goldberg should take lessons. And the medics surprised me as well: was that head stabilization they were doing???
The ending. First off, Trips in purple AND purple boots. Dammit Emma - I thought it was ONLY PPVs, Easter, his wedding day, and special occasions he wore purple?!?!?! Nothing like turning you off right from the get go. Pfft. Whatever. I'm just happy because I know one person that enjoyed his look. Just let the man come out naked, or with just a jock on, and call it a day! The ending totally confused me and they needed to buy some big ass fans from the local Walmart as well, not just yellow paint, because there was entirely waaay too much smoke in there.
I happily noted a story line, one I actually think I have a good chance at getting right: Foley's coming back. *does a little dance* Only because I know he has a new book coming out and Stone Cold referred to him as 'crazy sumbitch'. Perusing through the main board, however, I did see one other name that caught my interest...Shane O'Mac. So, since my first inclination was Foley, and I'm NEVER right when it comes to story line reading - Shane O'Mac is coming back!!! But I'm happy with that, too! Haven't seen him since he trained Vince for the old timer match! And the boy can take a bump!!! Now if we could just get him naked in HITC...THAT would be perfect! And if Trips was naked, too. And Nash was being hung by his own belt from the top of the cage NOT naked.
In closing, Ringmistress you're right, we're a bunch of pervs. At least I am...
Who the hell did I steal KICKWHAMSTUN from? I know I've read it somewhere. I thought it was Excalibur, but I dunno. Credit to whoever it is. I love it!
Worth the Price of Parking: Jericho throwing paint on Goldberg's car
Worth the Price of Admission: Robinson taking a spear
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|#3 Posted on 3.6.03 1737.03 |
|The ending totally confused me...|
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. 1....2....aw, the hell with it, ring the bell. I did enjoy the Flair/HHH/HBK thing they had going on. Nice amount of boos when HBK started to badmouth Flair. I think that was the one thing, besides the announcement about Freddie Blassie & the main event, that I actually watched. It was really spellbinding.
Randy Orton abandons the boxer cuts for briefs? Happy belated birthday to ME!
I think I have amnesia, but when did Golddust & Booker T start tagging together again?
I caught the end of the Stone Cold/Kane thing. When I saw Stone Cold I figured it'd be the same ol' same ol' beatin' on the French guys, but that was a complete surprise (for me). No real complaints about the show other than I still don't understand the end and not enough Randy Orton. This, however, makes up for most of that: One tidbit that stood out was when he mentioned something about telling HHH to make sure to stay on her until she couldn't take anymore. Uh, first of all, I vaguely remember saying that I couldn't take it anymore. I've never understood when people say they've spit stuff all over their monitor when reading something until now. My laptop nearly got a Sprite bath. Stacey, thanks again for the bday song n wishes. Off-key singing is the only way to do that song!
I *believe* KICKWHAMSTUNNER was from CRZ's recaps but I am often very mistaken.
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|#4 Posted on 4.6.03 0807.55 |
|I don't know if it was just me, or what, but something in the way Flair worded his sentance made me think that he was right there, offering advice to HHH while he was making sweet love to his lady.|
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|#5 Posted on 4.6.03 0953.06 |
Originally posted by Toast Jr
I don't know if it was just me, or what, but something in the way Flair worded his sentance made me think that he was right there, offering advice to HHH while he was making sweet love to his lady.
Ewww, that would be kind of creepy. My hat's off to Steph for the score. I understand a long time ago when she said she wouldn't mind dating a wrestler, but the conflict of interest and all that. You could only ignore a guy like him for SO long. I just hope she's able enough to be on Smackdown this week, hehehe.
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|#6 Posted on 4.6.03 1145.38 |
|Between Tripsy, Flair, and Stone Cold egging on Kane, probably one of the slashiest Raws I've ever seen...which is about all that kept me watching. The details fade rapidly, but man, does Flair have a dirty mouth, in a PG-13 TV sort of way. Impressive. ;-)|
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|#7 Posted on 5.6.03 0407.44 |
|Love those purple trunks & boots! (Tomboy, an extra-slashy Raw is special occasion enough for me to justify the purple ring gear!) And C & C in their purple, too -- very nice. Tomboy, the opposite of purple on a standard colour wheel is yellow -- Jericho wouldn't use purple for somebody he didn't like -- he'd use the opposite. As to the red shirt, I don't think it was all that bad. But my theory is that the red was Randy's shirt, & they had a last-minute wardrobe crisis management problem -- H can get away with the red, Randy can't. Enough colour commentary? (arr-arr)|
The women's match was good, & I love having Ivory in matches. Lawler was having quite the split personality, wasn't he? One minute chirping "Rottweiler puppies!" Then "These women are some of the greatest atheletes we've ever had here in the WWE. [...] Their skills are amazing." Flipping directly back to "That was arousing." I suppose if we can appreciate the hunky guys as well as their athletic ability, there's at least a theoretical possibility that Jerry Lawler's character could do the same with the divas. Theoretically.
And speaking of the women -- I was astonished at the very cool promo video for Gail Kim. I saw her in a dark match with Nidia, & she's good. (Teeny-tiny little thing, but really good!)
Ric was maybe just a little too wound up during that promo. Clearly, if there's one lesson to be learned from doing 3000 women, its "Never get off her til she goes 'Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't take it any more.'" :-) He did get from there awfully quickly to "Never turn your back on the dirtiest player in the game." I'll take that under advisement, Ric. HHH was pretty amused during all this -- it was fun. Actually, for not a whole lot of HHH, there was a lot of HHH amusement -- the evil smirk outside the refs' locker room was lovely. And did we all notice that as HHH was coming down the ramp for his match, he did the "pat over his heart & point up" gesture? That was very classy.
ScreamingHedGuy had it right about Goldberg -- it took him so long to get back to the arena, 'cause he was at the car wash!
Bischoff & Austin & the whole Redneck Triathalon is not doing a thing for me.
I'm pretty sure that Rocky wasn't expecting to cause quite the riot that he did. There's an article on wwe.com that said he was kinda concerned about the security guys being too rough with the audience. But I think he was pretty suprised at how crazed the usually-laid-back southern California audience got.
I'm not sure what I think about the Austin/Kane thing. From a plotline perspective, its probably a good thing. But at a purely personal interaction level, I wasn't too happy about mean ol' psycho Austin bullying Kane, just when he's been doing so well with his humanity -- maternal protective thing for the big boy in the mask & strappy bondage gear, I suppose.
I can't wait to see what they do next week about the that end of the last match. I can't help but think that that is not the kind of thing that Earl legitimately screws up. Weird, weird, weird.
Would have liked a little more wrestling, but the latent, subtle, PG-13 hotness helped make up for that. More wrestling next week though, awright? :-)
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|#8 Posted on 5.6.03 1330.23 |
Slashiest is right. Where exactly is this little room Flair keeps taking Shawn to, and what kind of torch is he passing? And, both Shawn and Triple H want to see this torch shoved up Flair's ass? Lawler thinks the Rock has a hot booty, and JR yells "Who's your Daddy?". No wonder we were all having perverted thoughts.
Originally posted by Madame Manga
Between Tripsy, Flair, and Stone Cold egging on Kane, probably one of the slashiest Raws I've ever seen...which is about all that kept me watching. The details fade rapidly, but man, does Flair have a dirty mouth, in a PG-13 TV sort of way. Impressive. ;-)
Good point. What I had thought was that someone must be yelling at Lawler through his headphones to tone it down after he started with his "Puppies!" bit. It was still nice to hear him compliment something about the women beside their cup size. WWE must have plans for Ivory since she pinned the Women's Champion. The match was chaotic, but that fit in with the rest of the night. I've never seen Gail Kim, but I'm looking forward to it.
Originally posted by emma
Lawler was having quite the split personality, wasn't he? One minute chirping "Rottweiler puppies!" Then "These women are some of the greatest atheletes we've ever had here in the WWE. [...] Their skills are amazing." Flipping directly back to "That was arousing." I suppose if we can appreciate the hunky guys as well as their athletic ability, there's at least a theoretical possibility that Jerry Lawler's character could do the same with the divas. Theoretically.
The Highlight Reel was great. Boy, it didn't take long for the fans to get right back behind the Rock. And, in front of him. And, beside him. And, very nearly on top of him. I was beginning to wonder if he was going to make it out alive. Beside the near riot, the whole segment was well done. It weaved a lot of different feuds together, led to a later match, helped get Christian over as a heel, and gave Booker T a chance to shine. That's a lot for one segment. I think it might have run longer than it was supposed to, though, because the rest of the night felt a little rushed.
No one has even mentioned the epic battle for Stacy. Not that I blame you. Good for her for dumping Test. Bad for her for running to a man who keeps telling her to bend over. Despite his bad behavior, didn't Test look yummy last night with his smirk and his little earring? Just a little? No? Well, I guess his charms only work on women named Stac(e)y.
The best part about the Kane/Austin bit was seeing La Resistance dive off the entrance ramp to avoid Austin when he came down. I was very happy to see Christian and Jericho team against Booker and Goldust, even if it made no real storyline sense. Four of my favorite wrestlers in the ring at one time! I was very unhappy when they took a commercial break after the match had barely started. Maybe, they had to because the Highlight Reel threw them off schedule.
I've read the explanation for the screwed up main event and it still doesn't make much sense. Did you notice the crowd go nearly silent when Kevin Nash came in the ring? The WWE has itself to blame for that. They should have given him a chance to reconnect with the fans, before throwing him into the main event. At least, his power bomb still gets a pop. I'm actually looking forward to the Hell in a Cell, just to see what happens. I did notice Triple H patting his heart and then pointing upward when he came out. Like emma said, a classy touch.
A good show.