I thought I'd try a Raw Audio Report. Have a listen if you've got a few minutes. Any and all feedback is appreciated even (and especially) if you think this is the dumbest idea ever. Technically, this a column, just not a written one, so this is why it' here. Enjoy (I hope).
You, my man, have a voice for radio. We want more! Grand idea, and I like it lots.
Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
I believe that is water coming out of his mouth. I think it symblizes the wastefullness of corporate america (and, quite honestly, corporations on a global scale) when it comes to our precious, limited, and delicious natural resources.