Oh, my. G.I. Joe/Transformers mega mash-up. Someone make it happen. Sgt. Slaughter = Duke.
Punk is the mastermind behind Nexus. He didn't think he was going to be voted in by the fans to wrestle John Cena that fateful night back in June. Everyone thought Rey Mysterio was going to win that vote by a landslide. Punk and Nexus had to keep up appearances.
Sadly, it appears my dream of a Skip Sheffield beatdown of Cena is dead.
"All RAW is these days is a cheap version of Saturday Night Live, so if you wanna tune in to watch the amazing star power of Al Sharpton and Nancy O'Dell, go ahead! Who's gonna host next week, Big Bird? Wow, that's must-see TV!" - John Morrison (10/16/09 Smackdown!)