Originally posted by StaggerLeenot confusing Masters for Orton during the 6 pack challenge. (and those two are scarey alike these days in physique)
Oh they do not.
All y'alls crazy, I swear. First someone said Batista was the same size as Orton, now someone's saying Masters is. Yes, they're smaller, but they're still both freakin' jacked, and Orton is and has always been lean (which I'm sure is intentional, this isn't a shot at Orton). The internet message board reports that Masters lost "at least thirty pounds of muscle" seem exaggerated to say the least.
I repeat: still jacked.
I didn't see most of it. Missed the Shelton race stuff, which I'm sorry about as I love race angles that don't result in white supremicist victory. Saw the first segment, which I loved, and then nothing until the Orton/Nitro deal. Nice to know that Orton's punishment for failing the drug test was going over Carlito at Unforgiven. I mean, Carlito is about the only person on the roster who improves consistently, but whatever. Hey, Nitro sucks. I'm sorry, he just does. He cannot speak at all. And Melina can't really speak either. Why he was given the IC title is beyond me. Enduring Nitro and Orton trading mic work was like watching two midgets try to reach the fire alarm. Carlito came out and luckily, it all came together rather quickly. The match was spotty and pointless. My beef with it was a six-pack challenge, far as I know, requires tagging and is also supposed to be single-elimination. That was just a fatal-six-way. Wait. A SAVAGE six way---I, ugh. Never mind. Cute finish.
WHAT were they chanting at Lita? She did look asleep out there, but still, "YOU SUCK DICK" is not really something you should be bellowing in front of the kids, y'know?
That main event was gay. I'm sure the HBK chants are solely due to the reformation of dX. Triple H got people sitting on their hands at Summerslam, and threw a fit. He seemed ready to do the same here. It was a supershow. They're dead for a reason. Stop doing supershows. They didn't make for compelling television ten years ago, and they don't now.
Oh, and the Cryme Tyme skit made me laugh. Honestly. It was predictable, but this is just a slightly dumbed-down version of stuff Chris Rock does, and it's really not that bad or offensive. I don't know that it'll translate to good wrestling characters, but they cannot be a bigger time waste than the fuckin' Highlanders.
When Orton and Masters were both beating Carlito (I believe) when he was laying under the bottom rope, they were nearly identical in size, both have the short hair, both had black trunks, and both had black boots.
Hell, how many times did JR call Christian Jerricoh?
Originally posted by Hogan's My DadWHAT were they chanting at Lita? She did look asleep out there, but still, "YOU SUCK DICK" is not really something you should be bellowing in front of the kids, y'know?
Being of french-canadian descent, and well, there monday; I can field this one. The crowd was chanting "Tu pue d'la noune.", which basically means her mantrap smells nasty.
Off BretHart.com: "May 25th - Aukland, New Zealand Bret will make an appearance for World Wrestling Allstars. Bret will NOT be wrestling & his role is yet to be determined. The show will be at the North Shore Events Centre.