Originally posted by GodEatGodSo, what are the odds Dusty's got an old Midnight Rider mask lying around the house somewhere?
I think a cool spin on this idea would be for Cody to come back masquerading as Goldust, not Big Dust.
Can't Cody buy a ticket and then push the Shield down the stairs during their entrance, pissing off the Shield sufficiently that they ask HHH to hire him back so they can kick his ass?
Also, say what you want, but my 10-year old daughter (a part of the WWE's key demographic) LOVES everything happening right now. She was legitimately PISSED that Cody lost and got fired. (She also asks questions like "is this for the title? Do the wrestlers decide that or does WWE?" <3) She got really mad when Dean Ambrose beat up Dolph Ziggler (and she LOL'ed at Justin Roberts BAILING THE FUCK OUT when he saw Ambrose come in to attack.) She also walked around the house saying "Dad...the ONLY person hurting more than YOU right now...is ME." and giving little insincere Steph hugs all night.
On the other hand, IJ and I agree that we've seen the Punk beatdown from last week enough, thankyouverymuch. (Though IJ is a Heyman Hater™ and she enjoyed him having to kowtow verbally to HHH.)
And can we get Brad Maddox some plastic surgery so he doesn't look like Eric Bischoff Jr.? He's tripping me out with that.
Holy fuck shit motherfucker shit. Read comics. Fuck shit shit fuck shit I sold out when I did my job. Fuck fuck fuck shit fuck. Sorry had to do it....
Revenge of the Sith = one thumb up from me. Fuck shit. I want to tittie fuck your ass. -- The Guinness. to Cerebus
Originally posted by piemanMy 15 year old son is all about singing the theme songs and catchphrases. He's gonna hear a voice in his head pretty damn soon, too.
I'm a little surprised that they haven't retooled Orton's theme song to avoid the Pavlovian trigger most seem to have -- I hear voices in my head ---> cheering. Note that they've switched HHH back from "It's All About the Game" to "Bow Down to the King" or whatever it's called. Subtle changes, but important to his character, I think.
They need to go Game of Thrones up in this bitch. HHH and Steph as Cersei and the Kingslayer, Vince as Tywin, and Orton as Joffrey, doing increasingly awful things and turning into such a pussy that even HHH and Steph begrudgingly admit he's a turd in the punchbowl of life. Then Shane can be Tyrion, the exiled son, returning to help the (American) Dragon claim the throne. It's all there.
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