also holy crap why did Sheamus go out of his way to be so nice to Josh? Josh is looking stressed? I thought Brock was coming back to throw him into a fence. but no, Sheamus was just being very personable.
Originally posted by Big BadIf there's a god, next week Sandow comes out to the ring accompanied by the Waltzadactls and they do a proper slow dance before his match.
"Alas, Brodus, your comprehension skills need improving. For if you peruse our contract you will realize that I never claimed I could beat you in a minute. I claimed I could beat you...in a minuet!"
Originally posted by JustinShapiroDaniel Bryan is in full 2001 Kurt Angle mode. Have great match, lose, do great comedy, stooge.
Had the same thought this week about Bryan being the Wellness Policy Kurt Angle. Just excange Angle's terrifying dead eyes for Bryan's creepy Red Vine lips.
Originally posted by JustinShapiroalso holy crap why did Sheamus go out of his way to be so nice to Josh? Josh is looking stressed? I thought Brock was coming back to throw him into a fence. but no, Sheamus was just being very personable.
That was a very weird segment with no payoff. I guess Sheamus WAS making some kind of roundabout reference to the Brock/Josh thing, but man, there was no context for that at all, and that only makes sense if we were getting the Cena-Killing Brock vs. Bully-Hatin' Sheamus feud that we aren't getting at all. If it's foreshadowing, that Sheamus/Josh clip will make for the least interesting segment ever included in a Wrestlemania promo reel.
It would make me really really happy if Punk went back to his old theme song. It's nothing I would ever listen to and I have no idea what they are singing, but it's just got such a great lead in and has a fuck everybody else vibe going for it that fits him perfectly.
I get Cult of Personality, but it's a song I can hear on an 90's adult rock station. Keeping Cult longer than a show or two was a big misfire.
HO! LEE! SHIT!!! This is one of those things that, looking at the signs, you could see it coming. But you never thought that it would ACTUALLY happen. Thanks for everything, Kurt. Now stay the fuck out of the ring and try to heal up.