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Since: 20.9.02
From: New York, NY

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Someone gave me a free Zippo lighter yesterday. All I had to do was tell a Marlboro cigarettes sales rep that I smoke. Even though I don't. And then I had to fill out a form. My friend thinks it was a military industrial complex trick to make sure I'm called when the draft comes.

Surely big tobacco wouldn't sell me out like that.



I have seen he future of stand up and he is bike cheese.

My crappy blog.
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Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.63
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-Jag

Right tags, no workaround. Damn.

(edited by Jaguar on 27.10.04 1229)


The view from over here:

There's no real difference between me and Joe Conservative as I see it. We both lie, cheat, and steal. It's just that sometimes, deep down, it bothers me.
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Since: 12.1.02
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Who're the Chefs?



PalpatineW
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Getting Rowdy

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Great googly moogly...

A classic of advertising.






(edited by PalpatineW on 8.11.04 1214)

(edited by PalpatineW on 8.11.04 1215)

"You know what I'm happiest for? I'm happiest for Bill Buckner, Calvin Schiraldi, Bob Stanley, Johnny Pesky, Ted Williams, all of the Red Sox that played before us will now be remembered for the great players and great people they were instead of all the other crap."
Curt Schilling
Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
I love quoting movies and I love "using" pictures. It's swell.



WADSWORTH: The games up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
SCARLET: Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
WADSWORTH: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study. Two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.
SCARLET:That's not six.
WADSWORTH: One plus two plus two plus one.
SCARLET:Nuh, uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus ONE plus one.
WADSWORTH: Even if you are right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus TWO plus one plus
one.
SCARLET:(thinking) Okay, fine.One plus two plus one--(angered) Shut up!

Clue: The Movie
Big G
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Since: 21.8.03
From: the people who brought you Steel Magnolias....

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Ahem,


mememememememememe


That is all

EDIT: So it works with full graphics but not on dial-up. I guess that makes sense.

(edited by Big G on 9.11.04 1833)



WOTD 16 Dec 2003
JayJayDean
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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test test TEST abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz



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Since: 2.1.02
From: East TN

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Every nation has some one implausible cultural icon that speaks a profound truth about its society.

The United States has Ronald Reagan. Saudi Arabia has Osama bin Laden. Italy has the Pope. Great Britain has James Bond (or perhaps more appropriately, The Prisoner). Japan has Godzilla.

But Mexico has El Santo, so Mexico kicks all their asses. (Except maybe Japan's.)



"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure.

From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.

These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage." - Alexander Fraser Tytler, on the fall of the Athenian Republic
SeVen ™
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Since: 11.1.02
From: Japan

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.13
Sleep Talker

November 17th 12:44AM

According to several of my favorite hookers at the Budapest Massage parlor, I am quite the sleep talker. Not believing anyone who constantly steals twenties from my wallet. I set to find out for myself. At first it was very difficult. I had a hard time staying awake while I slept. Then I had the brilliant idea of recording myself while I was sleeping. The following are excerpts from those transcript recordings:

Hello, Clarice.

Come on; just let me put one finger in....

I want that super sized, God damn you!

(In little girl voice) I'm going to have to kill you, again.

It is quite clear to me gentlemen, this project needs more glitter!

Daddy! Aim for his head!

But, it's my turn to play Raggedy Andy.

It will only hurt for a few minutes until the poison finally works its magic.

(With a strange British accent) I believe you have made a finally err in judgment Doctor!

No! Stop eating me! Stupid fucking butterflies!

The razor blade tastes like fire.

Come back Mickey Mouse, I'm sorry!

Sir, how many lumps do you like in your tea?

What time does Punky Brewster come on?

Shit! Stay away from me, fucking butterflies!

(Garbled mumbling)...bullets....garlic bread.

Calvin, are you insane? It takes 7000 volts to properly kill a man

Chrysanthemums are my favorite flowers.

Thank you, Superman!

Arghh, they're everywhere! Run kids! The butterflies are here!

I love you too, Oprah...

Sure you can have my autograph, which tit?

(Little girl's voice) They had to burn, for ignoring at me.

Clarice, wait...I think someone is recording us!



I will need to be studied and have my dreams analyzed, but clearly we can see, I am fucking nuts.



I stand, violated.

November 16th 1:30PM

I knew I was in trouble when I first came into work and all my co-workers were arguing over how they will split up all my office supplies. I was told the senior managers were all waiting for me in the conference room. They said it with such a smug look on their faces. I asked, could they hold off with moving my office furniture out, until I at least find out why they want a conference. Nope, was their reply. OK, I said, while remaining cool, calm, and collected. As soon as I walked away from them I darted into the bathroom and vomited. What a way to start the fucking day! I knew there was no way I was getting through the day without being completely ass raped by my bosses.

I entered the conference room, Shit! They where all drinking orange juice and eating fruit. When they eat healthy stuff that means theyre building up their energy so they can keep the ass rape going all day long.

As I sat down, my 5th boss told me, that himself, and my 2nd boss got togather and decided that we needed to have a new regional motivation seminar and since they heard I am a writer in my spare time, who best to coordinate and write all the guidlines? I smiled, while at the same time trying to hold my scream of terror inside. They all then laughed and my 8th boss said, "I bet you thought we all were going to ass rape you, when we called you in here." "Well," I said relieved; "that means your not?" He stopped laughing, and said; Of course we are!" He sneered, while unbuckling his belt. "It's policy, now go close and lock the door, bitch.






R.I.P. My Love for Wrestling
1984-2004
Until the next wrestling boom.

CRZ
Big Brother
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Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.02
Hey, do we REALLY need all your posts to be 600 pixels high whether you have 600 pixels' worth of stuff to say or not?

In related news, anybody who REALLY wants to see the bikini chick in your background image all the time COULD just save it to their hard drive instead of looking around for posts you've written.



CRZ
Oliver
Scrapple








Since: 20.6.02
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.84
    Originally posted by DJ Ran
    Someone gave me a free Zippo lighter yesterday. All I had to do was tell a Marlboro cigarettes sales rep that I smoke. Even though I don't. And then I had to fill out a form. My friend thinks it was a military industrial complex trick to make sure I'm called when the draft comes.

    Surely big tobacco wouldn't sell me out like that.
I wonder if there's any truth to that. Sounds like a conspiracy theory or something...kinda like the old rumour that the Mafia owns the Greyhound Bus company or whatever :-)

HTML is a good thing :-D

Then again, so is the beautiful brunette that picture up there; who's my one and only :-) But I digress....

Just using this as cannon fodder, conversation, and a test for my sig/photo up there



(edited by SOK on 18.11.04 0151)

....it's almost time for the last dance of Lance Vance!

Check out my website, which I (finally!) updated. hehehe!

Toast Jr
Goetta








Since: 30.1.03
From: Stafford Springs, CT

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
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