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#21 Posted on

    Originally posted by JayJayDean

      Originally posted by Big Bad
      If you want a punishment for Simon, make him compete in the race during the next road trip.


    If I were Randall Simon, I'd say "You want to punish ME? I've been a PITTSBURGH PIRATE all season! Go ahead and top THAT!"




Hey come on JJD, they aren't THAT bad. I mean, hell, if they can pull off another sweep of the Astros starting tonight, they'd end up three and a half outta first..I would say that that isn't too bad.



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#22 Posted on

    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Conan also pointed out the funniest part of the whole situation; the guy in the bratwurst costume sort of pauses after the sausage is knocked down, but then the bratwurst "thinks he can win this thing, and takes off."

I didn't watch Conan but that's what I noticed most of all that made me laugh. I was checking out the reactions of the people around the incident... One sausage was really concerned and stayed with her, one didn't know what to do and stopped and go and then came back and started going in circles and one stopped for a moment to see what happened and then took off LoL.

I'm really surprised and a little disappointed the powers that be here haven't used this wiener situation to cross promote or at least commemorate it




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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
This just in: Simon was fined $2000 and suspended for THREE GAMES. Does anyone else think MLB went a bit too far?



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#24 Posted on

    Originally posted by HitTheSnoozeButton
    Hey come on JJD, they aren't THAT bad. I mean, hell, if they can pull off another sweep of the Astros starting tonight, they'd end up three and a half outta first..I would say that that isn't too bad.


I don't care HOW bad they are. Just having to wear the "WE ARE FAM-I-LY" yellow unis is bad enough. Egads.


    Originally posted by Big Bad
    This just in: Simon was fined $2000 and suspended for THREE GAMES. Does anyone else think MLB went a bit too far?


I think if, say, Youppi had gotten decked there would be no suspension at all, let's just leave it at that.



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That was seriously a surreal moment.

A good friend I know from Milwaukee works and is friends with a guy who runs the sausage races at Miller Park. He was the polish sausage in that race (the one that stopped to help her out, not the one that stopped then kept running). He even got interviewed by Sports Illustrated. Pretty sweet.







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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Isn't Bernie Mac making a movie where he plays a former Brewers ballplayer? This incident HAS to be written into the script somehow.



    A good friend I know from Milwaukee works and is friends with a guy who runs the sausage races at Miller Park. He was the polish sausage in that race (the one that stopped to help her out, not the one that stopped then kept running). He even got interviewed by Sports Illustrated. Pretty sweet.


Two questions....
1) How does one get a job in the sausage race? Because that would rule.

2) Did your friend's friend get any....er, shall we say, mustard on his own sausage for being such a gentlemen? Ah, double entendres.




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#27 Posted on

    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Isn't Bernie Mac making a movie where he plays a former Brewers ballplayer? This incident HAS to be written into the script somehow.



      A good friend I know from Milwaukee works and is friends with a guy who runs the sausage races at Miller Park. He was the polish sausage in that race (the one that stopped to help her out, not the one that stopped then kept running). He even got interviewed by Sports Illustrated. Pretty sweet.


    Two questions....
    1) How does one get a job in the sausage race? Because that would rule.

    2) Did your friend's friend get any....er, shall we say, mustard on his own sausage for being such a gentlemen? Ah, double entendres.



1.) You have to apply for the Milwaukee Brewers Superteam. They're a bunch of people hired to do various things for the organization, i.e. Sausage racers, they help out in any promotional activities, and so on.

2.) As far as my friend knows, that's a negatory. oh well.





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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Continuing the Conan O'Brien/Randall Simon hilarity, tonight on Conan they had a parade of little-known mascots. For the Brewers, they introduced their new mascots; instead of sausages, it's the Things That Are In Your Sausages. And then guys dressed like a rat, a finger and an eyeball strolled out. High-larious.



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