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asteroidboy
Andouille








Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

Since last post: 1464 days
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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

The Pool Boy (okcupid.com)
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

(edited by asteroidboy on 30.3.04 1706)


-- Asteroid Boy


Wiener of the day: 23.7.02, 3.12.03

"In addition, my tickets weren’t really what you’d expect from the webmaster of the internet’s largest independent pro-wrestling website." - Widro

"My brother saw the Undertaker walking through an airport." - Rex
"Was he no-selling?" - Me


Nag
Landjager








Since: 10.1.03
From: Enter your city here

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Y!:
#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.54
    Originally posted by spf2119
    Hmmm...I'm not sure I like this answer

    The Manchild
    Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

    Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

    Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

    Your exact opposite:
    The Bachelor




Of all the people, I wouldn't think I would have something in common with you! But you left out....

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

Can't argue that.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (That other Chris can sleep tonight)
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure. (Hmmmm)

Big G
Potato korv








Since: 21.8.03
From: the people who brought you Steel Magnolias....

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.83
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master

Also an Aries.

In short, I am a prick! Apparently.



    Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
    • One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.

WOTD 16 Dec 2003
ScreamingHeadGuy
Frankfurter








Since: 1.2.02
From: Appleton, WI

Since last post: 783 days
Last activity: 783 days
#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.40
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

Your exact opposite:
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss
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If the Dictator says it's okay, I will do so...and with gusto!

Well, isn't that special. ALthough, we must all be in doubt. I mean, it IS possible that a test on the internet might be..."wrong".



Insert wit here.

Quezzy
Knackwurst








Since: 6.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.89
I am also one of the The Slow Dancer. Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm). And i'm quite sure I said no to the dancing question as well. And I don't have a problem with that, i'm a "great, thoughtful guy" whose "love life improves every year." "While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of SMART people." See fellow Slow Dancers we have intellectual conversations, we should have our own Forum, for our smart conversations, and only we are allowed to speak.

Always avoid: The Battleaxe, always a good plan.

Consider: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Man, I just checked out the matches in my area, I think like 80% of them were Bi.



Lance's Response:

THAT IS AWESOME!
Java
Goetta








Since: 2.1.02
From: Chandler, AZ

Since last post: 16 days
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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.14
    Originally posted by Keeper
    That was interesting. I ended up being:

    The Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

    Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.


    Although I am sure I answered "no" to the question that asked if I liked dancing. :)


That's the same as I received, and I also answered no to the dancing question!
TheCow
Landjager








Since: 3.1.02
From: Knoxville, TN

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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.00
Yeah, I'll also go ahead and check in as a Mixed Messenger.
spf
Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.85
    Originally posted by Nag
      Originally posted by spf2119
      Hmmm...I'm not sure I like this answer

      The Manchild
      Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

      Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

      Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

      Your exact opposite:
      The Bachelor




    Of all the people, I wouldn't think I would have something in common with you! But you left out....

    But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

    Can't argue that.

    ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret (That other Chris can sleep tonight)
    CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure. (Hmmmm)



That was a bit of selective cut and paste I was engaging in, as I had no desire to point out that a matches site basically said "please don't look here". Not that it's inaccurate in my case, but I didn't think I ought to advertise it. *goes off to a corner to hatch evil plots*



Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4
JoshMann
Andouille








Since: 17.11.03
From: Tallahassee, FL

Since last post: 2327 days
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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.54
Man, I could have predicted this...
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach



In your face, Charlie Murphy
evilwaldo
Lap cheong








Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

Your exact opposite:
The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer
The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you. Women especially have this instinct, because deep down they want their sons to be evil, a genetic advantage.

To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

"While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives."


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Sudden Departure, The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Stiletto

Yeah, that's pretty much me.

(edited by evilwaldo on 31.3.04 1419)


Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?
pieman
As young as
he feels








Since: 11.12.01
From: China, Maine

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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

Since this quiz was sanctioned by Mr. and Mrs. Zimmerman, I will play, too.

I have joined with the Slow Dancers. I think being older than some of the other posters and having been married for 9 years may contribute to this finding.




Gabba Gabba Hey!


Whitebacon
Boudin blanc








Since: 12.1.02
From: Fresno, CA

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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.16
Yup.
*************

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach





In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.

Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.

Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
Jaguar
Knackwurst








Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

Since last post: 233 days
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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.32
Aha! I claim the Wienerville pool, hammock and grill in the name of the Slow Dancers! Really, we make up the creamy center of the W.

-Jag



Wake lost. I am a sad panda.

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StampedeFan23
Morcilla








Since: 12.1.02
From: BC, Canada

Since last post: 2087 days
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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.08
I join with you fellow Slow Dancers. Solidarity.



Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?

I mark for Molly Holly and Lance Storm.
Dutchie
Boerewors
Moderator








Since: 29.1.02
From: PA

Since last post: 4 days
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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.62
I'm The Sonnet. I like the positive spin they put on choosiness; that'll be my out at the next family reunion ("But I'm a Sonnet, I *have* to be choosy!").

The real fun, though, is my exact opposite!



093093-012103

Guaranteed to go up the middle three out of four times goes Xtreme-ish.
HrdCoreJoe
Potato korv








Since: 29.4.02
From: Jax, FL

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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.65
I'm not quite sure how I should take the status of the Billy-Goat being bestowed upon me. I guess thats one for the record books. Which record books, I have no idea.



Andy Richter does indeed control the universe.
DarkRenegade
Bockwurst








Since: 19.5.02
From: YOUR MOTHER!

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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.46
Renegade Raine says:


Too true...way too true, though I was hoping for Genghis Khunt. Instead I somewhat live up to my (user)name as the "unpicked" Wild Rose...

http://www.okcupid.com/ personality?type=RBLD& g=2&o=1




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He'lll make you a Coconut Mango drink...TO THE EXTREME~!

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James F'n X
Bockwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.43
I'd like to check in as the first Backrubber in the hizzy, in the house, and up in this bitch...


    The Backrubber
    Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)


    Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

    We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


    Your exact opposite:
    The Vapor Trail

    Random Brutal Love Master

    Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

    Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


    ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

    CONSIDER: The Playstation


This is me to a T.



Half a danish... half a file folder!
Maniac
Linguica








Since: 27.2.04
From: New England

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#39 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.17
The Maniac Says:    I have to get some soon!

http://www.okcupid.com/ personality?type=RGLD& g=1&o=1&h=180




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Liverwurst
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Since: 20.9.02
From: New York, NY

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#40 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.01
I am the Loverboy.

Which can't be right. After all, I am unemployed, and as such cannot be working for the weekend.



Pot will take you to Outer Space and the you'll be ALOOOOOOONE.
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Originally posted by CerebusWe have a bar here that does PORNAOKE. Play-by-play could be an option! Just a thought ;)
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