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Kawshen
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Well, the Grizzlies, Knicks and Celtics have all been swept. I'm not sure if that many sweeps have happened before in the playoffs.

Anyway, time for some quick captions:


Kenyon Martin's reaction after Tim Thomas' comments.


It's the Szczerbaroonie.




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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29
    Originally posted by Kawshen


DAMMIT Kobe, no means no.



    It's the Szczerbaroonie.
Playoffs? I thought this was the Danceoff...


(edited by Grimis on 26.4.04 1337)

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    Well, the Grizzlies, Knicks and Celtics have all been swept. I'm not sure if that many sweeps have happened before in the playoffs.

    Anyway, time for some quick captions:


    Martin is aghast when learning that because of the filing of Chapter 11, he will be forced to change his first name to "Wallace."


    Garnett would later quote, "No, I was looking at the cheerleader in the first row. I was NOT mesmerized by Wally's pack...just forget it, OKAY?"


(edited by Torchslasher on 26.4.04 1204)

(edited by Torchslasher on 26.4.04 1216)

"Did Webb see it?"- Cal Meechum
"Unless he's blind"- Joe Wilson
"Check him. Oh, and Joe, until we find out what happened all three of us are blind"- Cal
"I'll go poke Webb's eyes out"- Crow T. Robot

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Kenyon Martin reacts as Naked Cowboy slowly approaches him.


The T-Wolves rehearse their NBA Championship celebration.



Martin Kipp: Creative Member, Extreme Warfare Revenge

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    Originally posted by Alessandro





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Kenyon Martin practices for his cheerleader auditions after the season is over.


Wally tries to recapture the craziness of his college days, forgetting for a second that he went to Miami of Ohio.


(edited by TheCow on 26.4.04 1735)
BOSsportsfan34
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The latest dance craze sweeping the nation: "The Fugazi".

"Now's the time on 'Sprockets' when we dance...."


(edited by TheCow on 26.4.04 1735)
StaggerLee
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Kenyon Martin reenacts his last visit to the Jason Williams household.


Whatever you do, dont put that ball in my pooper!

(edited by StaggerLee on 26.4.04 1744)


Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
Iago
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Kenyon Martin just got a whiff of the latest NBA player's cologne, Eau de Shaq.


This was the first recorded foul from a player using a flying headscissors.





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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
    Originally posted by JayJayDean
      Originally posted by Alessandro





    "Hey, it's not like YOU'VE lost 1,133 games as Head Coach"




"Did Webb see it?"- Cal Meechum
"Unless he's blind"- Joe Wilson
"Check him. Oh, and Joe, until we find out what happened all three of us are blind"- Cal
"I'll go poke Webb's eyes out"- Crow T. Robot

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Kawshen
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More for your captioning pleasure.







(edited by Kawshen on 30.4.04 1927)



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.70
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    More for your captioning pleasure.


    "Hey Yao, you're like a Great Wall! Of China! Ha ha, I'm the Big Comedian!"
    "Man, I feel so used."



    Tonight, on Masterpiece Theatre, the Hornets/Heat series....wait....



    "If you leave Orlando, you can win THIS many rings!"

    (edited by Kawshen on 30.4.04 1927)




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Now playing at the comedy factory: The ventriliquist comedy of Shaq featuring "Yao".


"Inside the Shot Blockers Studio" with Ben Wallace.


Shaq tells T-Mac exactly how many people went to the theaters to see his last movie.

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.08
    Originally posted by Kawshen


    (edited by Kawshen on 30.4.04 1927)


On a scale from one-to-ten, Shaq gives T-Mac's pants a...



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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
That caption about Shaq playing the Edgar Bergen to Yao's Charlie McCartney was absolutely priceless. Seriously!



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Tossing in another pic to caption...:



(edited by Kawshen on 3.5.04 1207)



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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.70
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    Tossing in another pic to caption...:



    (edited by Kawshen on 3.5.04 1207)


Quick, where's my Congoese-to-Ebonics dictionary?



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