Well, he is 21 lbs now, and getting taller (and bigger) every day so he didn't need the shallow puppy bowls anymore. I bought some heavy non-tip non-skid plastic bowls with a stainless liner, then I got a tool drawer non-skid liner to put underneath the bowls to make it so they move even less, and the whole contraption sits in a boot mat so that if he does spill some water it is somewhat contained by the lip of the mat.
That's not whipped. That's two people HUGELY into each other. Like Pool-Boy said, it's gotta be a bit obnoxious for everyone else, but that's not being whipped, and it's fuckin' pathetic that people say it is.