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Personally, when I move out, if I can afford to go with DirecTV and the local company's Cox, I'd go with the dish. If only for Cox's anti-satellite ads (mind-numbing at BEST)and prickish stance towards customer service.
- drjayphd, Direct TV vs Comcast (2004)
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Great Out-of-Context Quotes of Our Day:

You wanted the best, you got... the Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"£8.70 for a measly 16 out of your average fag machine." (dMr) (Context)
"Are you implying that the world will end because God will take a dump on the Sun?" (Llakor) (Context)
"I *did* notice a certain "mellowing" in the all capital penis arena." (CRZ) (Context)
"I suddenly need a picture of HHH hugging a stuffed unicorn." (Lise) (Context)
"It will beat Sheamus crotch by a mile." (JST) (Context)
"...you are not a Meat Loaf mark; you're a member of the Meat Loaf Universe." (CRZ) (Context)
"YES. There are so many HIV+ people I'm gonna have sex with now." (JustinShapiro)(Context)
"That's really depressing. Look at those titties jiggle. Gross. Glad I don't have to touch that." (rv581) (Context)
"Besides, you already had me at "Blood and semen."" (Zeruel) (Context)
"I just want the ability to crush a man's neck with my thighs." (JST) (Context)
"But overall, yes Hollywood has finally fallen in love with the wang." (Torchslasher) (Context)
"Mangini might not have had balls, but he DID have soft, supple breasts." (SEADAWG) (Context)
"Unless he's turned DPs with Briana Banks, in which case I'll consider changing my mind." (cfgb) (Context)
"Two men enter. One man leaves...with groceries." (SchippeWreck) (Context)
"If I was doing the Mann Act with two chicks, there'd be multiple violations." (JustinShapiro) (Context)
"Jesus Christ, he's got a fucking Sherman tank between the legs." (Cerebus) (Context)
"All because he got over seven years ago forcing rimjobs on people against their will?" (Hogan's My Dad) (Context)
"Sorry to interupt, but is Pikachu titty fucking that girl?" (Cerebus) (Context)
"The Mexican rebels aren't running it back for touchdowns, so it's close." (thecubsfan)(Context)
"Yep....and was it really necessary having the woman keep glancing down at his penis?" (Kevintripod) (Context)
"I think I just wanted to say "Ass Pirate"." (Guru Zim) (Context)
"They're plump, ripe, and priced to move. Get your fat Samoan today!" (Packman V2) (Context)
"I'll pull for the Walcott girl..." (Nuclear Winter) (Context)
"I know, I know you are saying "sure there was some bad calls, but Jake Gyllenhaal obviously dropped too many easy catches and Ang Lee had some horrible clock management at the end of each half!"" (krakken2000) (Context)
"Because personally if I was being choked by Ric Flair, my personal reaction would be well, "Glrrrrkkk, can't breathe" but after that... "Man, I'm being choked out by Ric Flair, this is so cool." and then some more "Gllllrrrrk, can't breathe."" (Llakor) (Context)
"I have no reason left to live. Now where the hell does this 7 go?" (Spank E) (Context)
"...but that doesn't mean he can't relate an amusing anecdote about the Haiti Kid and one of the Frenchman's testicles." (Hogan's My Dad) (Context)
"I'll understand if you all just threw up in your mouths reading that..." (Reverend J Shaft) (Context)
"Jeez, some people seem to think anything short of Vince bending over and spreading his asscheeks is a slap in the face." (Hogan's My Dad) (Context)
"...others say my mom sucked 3,000 dicks." (Nag) (Context)
"I don't think you can use straight and always pounding ass in the same sentence." (Dahak) (Context)
"It actually got to a point where it became difficult for me to NOT think about Wang, for my thoughts were filled with visions of Wang." (CRZ) (Context)
"His tits are at least REAL." (Kane Is Ugly) (Context)
"I will blow your ass out." (drjayphd) (Context)
"Wake me when any of them are naked." (Barbwire Mike) (Context)
"But if he plays a character where I will eventually be given the option to murder in some macabre fashion then I am all for it." (SeVen ?) (Context)
"Finally You Can See Your Meat" (Roy.) (Context)
"I don't know what a glory hole is in this context, but it makes me laugh." (PalpatineW) (Context)
"This coming from the man with the YOU EAT COCK in his signature." (StaggerLee) (Context)
"EMBRACE THE PENIS! LOVE THE PENIS! THE PENIS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND! Be..... the penis." (DEAN) (Context)
"I wish MY countrymen weren't so uptight about stuff like outdoor marajuana use and casual man-on-man anal love." (MoeGates) (Context)
"I tell Hubby to stay the hell away from porn sites, since they are notorious for back-door invasions." (Madame Manga) (Context)
"Orton's facials were perfect, I must say." (Ringmistress) (Context)
"...I probably would've told the manager to stick his tongue in my starfish." (vsp) (Context)

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