And as a lifelong Bears fan I wouldn't want the Crown Prince of 1 yard screen passes taking up residence alongside Mark Hatley because....? Though if you truly want something mutually beneficial, let's both pimp Shoopie for the Vikes job now that Rasputin has been drawn and quartered. Twice a year for each team we could watch Randy Moss catch 12 passes for 34 yards then.
Now, the real fun Screw the BCS scenarios: Texas loses, knocks Cal out, Utah in Rose Bowl vs. Michigan, Boise State vs. Big East champ in Fiesta. Since I have no faith in Mack Brown, very possible. Cal loses to Southern Miss.