And as a lifelong Bears fan I wouldn't want the Crown Prince of 1 yard screen passes taking up residence alongside Mark Hatley because....? Though if you truly want something mutually beneficial, let's both pimp Shoopie for the Vikes job now that Rasputin has been drawn and quartered. Twice a year for each team we could watch Randy Moss catch 12 passes for 34 yards then.
Oh, I get it - the linked post mocking Ohio State by messing with their scores went over my head, so I didn't think to scroll down to find the real scores. Never mind then. Thanks for poitning me in the right direction.