Cerebus
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|  #1 Posted on 30.5.08 2245.08 | Instant Rating: 1.48 | As you've all seen, the SEX IN THE CITY movie came out today... personally, I can admit that there has never, NEVER in all my years, been a summer film that I was more DISinterested in seeing then this film.
Anyways, to commemorate it's release, here's a link to what might be the greatest site ever! ...EVER!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy!
(edited by Cerebus on 31.5.08 0045)
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| #2 Posted on 30.5.08 2338.34 | Instant Rating: 6.92 | a) The link's broken as is so I had to delete the extra characters to get to the site
b) It's not a "tie-in" site when someone's looks are slammed
c) Sorry, but I've seen worse looking women and I'm not gonna join in to such a tired, rusty bandwagon.
 | Oliver
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|  #3 Posted on 31.5.08 0055.09 | Instant Rating: 4.97 | I'm sorry, but the site is really insulting. How is this a tie-in, exactly?
I'm not a fan of SatC, and I don't know enough about SJP to really say anything, but this is just malicious.
You wouldn't like Ozu Makito when he's mad!
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| #4 Posted on 31.5.08 1624.20 | Instant Rating: 3.01 | It's mean, but it's the truth. TO paraphrase Brian on an ep of Family Guy, it's a movie about 3 hookers and their mom. It'd be an entertaining, believable show if they hadn't cast a WAY-past-her-prime Shannon Tweed and 3 of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
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| #5 Posted on 31.5.08 2147.11 | Originally posted by CEOIII
It's mean, but it's the truth. TO paraphrase Brian on an ep of Family Guy, it's a movie about 3 hookers and their mom. It'd be an entertaining, believable show if they hadn't cast a WAY-past-her-prime Shannon Tweed and 3 of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
Hey, say what you want about 3 of them, but I still find Kristin Davis as one of the sexiest woman around.
"I shall finish the game" | Alex
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| #6 Posted on 1.6.08 0017.57 | Instant Rating: 4.07 | | I wonder why we don't have more women who post here! | Tribal Prophet
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| #7 Posted on 1.6.08 1256.33 | Instant Rating: 5.12 | Am I the only one waiting for Cerebus to post a picture of himself here so we can compare him to different farm animals?
You know, so we can have the Greatest Website Tie-In Ever!!!! | Leroy
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| #8 Posted on 1.6.08 1400.37 | Instant Rating: 7.26 | Originally posted by Cerebus
personally, I can admit that there has never, NEVER in all my years, been a summer film that I was more DISinterested in seeing then this film.
Says the Uwe Boll fan...
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| #9 Posted on 1.6.08 2306.31 | Instant Rating: 4.51 | My girlfriend goes and sees Iron Man without me, but Sex & the City she wants to see with me. It may make me an ass, but I'm with Cerebus on this one...
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I just said... | dMr
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|  #10 Posted on 2.6.08 0728.15 | Instant Rating: 5.35 | Originally posted by Alex
I wonder why we don't have more women who post here!
You kidding? In my experience women are in many cases waaaaaay more bitchy, personal and vindictive in their critique of celebrity ladyfolk's appearance.
Some will even pay good money for magazines with pictures of good looking celebrities momentarily caught in a certain light sporting cellulite/bad hair/no make-up so they have 'evidence' to back up their damning verdicts.
Perhaps just the company I keep.
Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker? I always considered her a bit of a munter, and if I never hear another trailer for that damn movie it will be too soon. I suspect the money she makes from it should be sufficient to offset any distress she feels about this opinion though. | ironcladlou
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| #11 Posted on 2.6.08 0943.48 | Instant Rating: 2.55 | Originally posted by y4j1981
Hey, say what you want about 3 of them, but I still find Kristin Davis as one of the sexiest woman around.
Oh HELL YES.
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| #12 Posted on 2.6.08 1050.10 | Instant Rating: 5.10 | Originally posted by dMr
You kidding? In my experience women are in many cases waaaaaay more bitchy, personal and vindictive in their critique of celebrity ladyfolk's appearance.
Some will even pay good money for magazines with pictures of good looking celebrities momentarily caught in a certain light sporting cellulite/bad hair/no make-up so they have 'evidence' to back up their damning verdicts.
Perhaps just the company I keep.
Yeah, those women want to see good looking women who they consider to be bitches get their "comeuppance". They don't want to see genuinely ugly women (sorry, SJP) who they like treated in that manner. Ellen DeGeneres is in that same category.
Full Disclosure: I'm ugly, overweight, and perpetually single. If that makes my opinion irrelevant then so be it. | dMr
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| #13 Posted on 2.6.08 1104.34 | Instant Rating: 5.35 | Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
Full Disclosure: I'm ugly, overweight, and perpetually single. If that makes my opinion irrelevant then so be it.
Not in the least. By extension if that were the case those of us lacking notable NFL expereince would presumably not be allowed to mock crappy football players. Kyle Boller for example. I don't want to live in a world where mocking Kyle Boller is wrong. | CRZ
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| #14 Posted on 2.6.08 1315.54 | Instant Rating: 8.78 | Originally posted by ironcladlou
Originally posted by y4j1981
Hey, say what you want about 3 of them, but I still find Kristin Davis as one of the sexiest woman around.
Oh HELL YES.
Don't do that.
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| #15 Posted on 2.6.08 1628.20 | Instant Rating: 5.02 | Whenever I hear or see anything about Sarah Jessica Parker or "Sex in the City", I immediately think of this great SNL sketch:
http://www.jibjab.com/view/127098
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| #16 Posted on 3.6.08 0905.59 | Instant Rating: 3.04 | Didn't Parker herself proclaim that she had a horse face during a scene from the "Ed Wood" movie?
So technically, her CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE was asking if she had a horse face, but the implications of that statement are still evident ... or something.
| Llakor
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| #17 Posted on 5.6.08 1845.44 | Instant Rating: 5.50 | Originally posted by Tribal Prophet
Am I the only one waiting for Cerebus to post a picture of himself here so we can compare him to different farm animals?
You know, so we can have the Greatest Website Tie-In Ever!!!!
Haven't we established that he resembles a short, fat aardvark?
Originally posted by Leroy
Originally posted by Cerebus
personally, I can admit that there has never, NEVER in all my years, been a summer film that I was more DISinterested in seeing then this film.
Says the Uwe Boll fan...
In defence of Cerebus, he liked the one Uwe Boll movie that was not made with mounds of German tax credits that had to be spent whether it was a good idea or not.
and Postal, although you could argue that saying that Postal was Uwe Boll's second best film does not mean that you are saying that Postal is good, just that it is the least bad.
"Don't Blame CANADA, Blame Yourselves!" | Leroy
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| #18 Posted on 6.6.08 0212.15 | Instant Rating: 7.34 | Originally posted by Llakor
...Postal, although you could argue that saying that Postal was Uwe Boll's second best film does not mean that you are saying that Postal is good, just that it is the least bad.
Quoting from Cerebus' review of POSTAL:
Rating - B - A surprising good film that made me laugh from the opening on through to the credits. This was SHOCKINGLY good for Uwe Boll. SHOCKING!!!
Okay, so maybe he's not a fan of Uwe Boll. But that... strikes me as a positive review.
Hey, ultimately it's to each their own. There are certainly more important films than either SITC or POSTAL to get riled up over. And I've been known to indulge in crap-tacular films every now and then (e.g. Houseguest, anyone?). But I wouldn't dare define them as "good".
Having said all that, I feel pretty confident, after years of reading Cerebus' take on the film biz, that he and I are not exactly simpatico when it comes to what we look for in a film. And throwing SITC under a bus while praising the work of Uwe Boll actually kind of makes me WANT to see SITC... for which I have trouble forgiving him.
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