The only upsetting thing about this story is that it's probably not true. Viva Kamala!
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Oh, how wrong you all were for thinking happy thoughts about a return for Kimala. Although tonight's appearance I believe lasted longer than his face turn in 93.
Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house... Crow T. Robot- A man? Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter. Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her. Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!
Watching the girls hit on Kamala was only funny the first time. After that, it was ten minutes of crap.
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Originally posted by ekedolphinWatching the girls hit on Kamala was only funny the first time. After that, it was ten minutes of crap.
That was supposed to be "hitting on"? Oh. Thanks for pointing that out. Thought it was the "show our audience how much of a stupid bimbo you are" portion of the, ahem, Diva Competition/Search/Brouhaha/etc. Poor Kamala... now even he's being kept down by HHH and the Glass Ceiling(TM). (kidding, kidding...)
I will say this... the one in the halter top with the long dark hair (possibly in pigtails) and the big boobs is extremely attractive to me. However, I'm concerned that she may be a lot like some of my ex-girlfriends and the new addition to the county courthouse here - looks nice, but good for nothing. DOH!
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Originally posted by Blanket JacksonAnd by the way, if you're going to do something like this, couldn't they have sprung for a few more former talents just to vary it up a little bit (i.e The Bushwhackers, Jimmy Snuka, etc)?
I laughed when I saw it was Kamala but The Bushwhackers would have been high comedy
Folk singers are always liberal pansies, but not me.....I sing for my fellow conservatives...care to hear "Shoot the Hippie out of the Redwood Tree" ?
Here's hoping that Carmella (the playboy one) gets voted off soon. If she can't keep a straight face or even MAKE AN EFFORT to go with the segment, how is she expected to do anything? She laughed at Kamala and how silly it all was and was almost walking away. She didn't even say anything to Kamala if I'm not mistaken. Ugh. If she can't be bothered to do anything, what's the point of having her in the competition? I thought the "screening" process should have weeded out the girls with no acting ability? Perhaps my mistake is having any expectations at all...
Hey. I'm not saying that's all it is. I'm saying that's how the word will forever be associated in my mind. Hawaiian legends are fine and dandy, but they're hardly a cornerstone of American history that every child must know about.