Methinks Pike may be a closet R.A.M.E. raincoater! ;-)
In all seriousness though... Aria WOULD make a killer WWE diva. She's hot, used to being in front of cameras, and wouldn't balk at the occasional racy angle!
And, since she's used to banging the typical porn parolees, she wouldn't bat an eyelash at getting "funky like a monkey" with the WWE parolees!
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said "what do you want more than anything in this whole wide world Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?" I thought about that one myself (Then they came upon the thing)
From, "The Church of Logic, Sin and Love" by The Men
They used Devon (not Dudley ) too in an earlier graphic. Not sure whether this was discussed here or another board I go to but it's pretty ironic. I mean pretty much because doesn't WWE have a policy now that they won't be hiring anyone who's done porn or appeared in nude photo shoots? But yeah, it's probably someone on their web team screwing around. heh.
The Miz sounds like a fair choice for #1. Between June 2010 and May 2011 he had a run as United States Champion, coached a successful NXT rookie, won Money in the Bank, won the WWE Title, and went on to win the main event at Wrestlemania.