Take a look at this. This is from a publicly-traded company called Valde Connections. You have to feel bad for the former Johnny B. Badd if his career now revolves solely around promoting his wife... and as far as his `business contacts', what are we talking about here: Butterbean? Buff Bagwell?
Anyways, here's the press release:
Valde Connections Announces Strategic Consulting Agreement with Rena Productions LLC
Entertainment Editors/Lifestyle Editors/Business Editors
ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--April 22, 2003--Valde Connections, Inc. (OTCBB:VLDE) announced today that it has signed an agreement with Rena Productions LLC and Marc Mero to become Strategic Consultants to Valde Connections, Inc. Under terms of the Agreement, Marc Mero of Rena Productions LLC will provide Valde Connections with consulting services relating to strategic partnerships in addition to public awareness and publicity opportunities for Valde Connection's future location openings, products and services. Rena Productions LLC is a Florida based Production Company that promotes Rena Mero through Television, Film, Modeling, Commercials and Guest Appearances. The Company believes that Marc Mero of Rena Productions LLC can assist the Company through his large network of professional business contacts in addition to his contacts with various celebrities. Additionally, Valde Connections believes that Marc Mero can assist the Company with introductions to various potential strategic partner candidates that otherwise may not have been available to the Company. Valde Connections believes that Marc Mero and Rena Productions LLC can assist the Company with various opportunities for publicity and public awareness exposure regarding the Company's future location openings, products and services, due to the high profile celebrity status of Rena Mero. Additionally, it is anticipated that the Company may receive other various opportunities to achieve positive exposure with regards to Rena Productions LLC and Rena Mero's celebrity status. Stephen Carnes, CEO of Valde Connections, Inc. stated, "I am a firm believer that a new company's success can readily be tied in many parts to identifying key strategic partners and high profile marketing opportunities. I believe that by signing Marc Mero and Rena Productions as Strategic Consultants to Valde Connections that the Company has the potential to locate new strategic partners through Marc's numerous contacts. Additionally, I believe that Rena Productions can assist the Company gain numerous opportunities for exposure due to Rena Mero's celebrity status. I feel very fortunate that the Company was able to retain the services of Marc Mero and Rena Productions." Marc Mero of Rena Productions LLC stated, "We are excited about the newly announced working relationship between Rena Productions LLC and Valde Connections. We believe that Valde Connections has an excellent business strategy and we are enthusiastic about our abilities to assist the Company in enhancing their various potential business opportunities."
About Rena Productions -- Rena Productions LLC is a Florida based Production Company that promotes Rena Mero through Television, Film, Modeling, Commercials and Guest Appearances. http://www.renamero.com
About Valde Connections, Inc. (OTCBB:VLDE) -- Valde Connections, Inc. is a publicly traded company trading on the OTC Bulletin Board under the symbol VLDE. The Company plans to open multiple storefront locations throughout the United States that offer a unique blend of personal services. Each location will provide its own combination of hair salon and clinical day spa services. http://www.valdeconnections.com
"If I told Mooah to act her age, she'd die." -- Jerry Lawler, 1999
It sucks that he has to sell his wife on her "sex appeal" alone. I know I'd want to sell my future wife for the sole purpose of people getting off on here huge fake tatas and here extremely supple and shapely ass...
Right now, the card looks to be: Brock Lesnar v. Goldberg Chris Benoit v. Triple H The Rock & Mick Foley v. Randy Orton & Batista (Foley v. Orton makes more sense, but according to the latest news I've gotten, the tag match is still the plan)