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Since: 24.2.03
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#1 Posted on
http://www.wweshop.com/item/john-morrison-jomo-sapiens-authentic-t-shirt/NewUpcoming/01-14513

How much worse could it possibly get? Does the E think there's a market for this or are they really going to such lengths to humiliate the guy?




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#2 Posted on
You need to watch the last couple of Long Island Story episodes (especially #34 at around 0:40) as Zacks Dad promotes the shirt better than WWE has. Not sure about him walking around with no trousers on though >.<

(edited by Fazana on 17.10.11 1506)
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#3 Posted on
I'm a John Morrison fan, but honest to god if I was given that shirt for FREE, I would never wear it.





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#4 Posted on
And here I thought it would be a "JoMoSexual" shirt.

Actually, that would be awesome to give to a diva that could have an obsessive onscreen relationship with Morrison! Bring back Melina!
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.93
If you've never actually said your catchphrase, maybe don't put it on your shirt.
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.26
    Originally posted by Alex
    If you've never actually said your catchphrase, maybe don't put it on your shirt.


That's what I was thinking. This shirt seems like a couple of in-jokes that never made it to TV. If they're going to do that, they might as well have put out a John Morrison Cold Shoulder shirt.



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.36
Morrison's Twitter:

"Attention Morrison Followers: you are no longer known as MoFo's. I'm looking 4 a more 'PG' name for my fans- best suggestion gets followed"

"Congratulations to:@drustuart, @Big_Buda, & @OFFICIALRKO1fan for:JoMoSapiensJohn-tourage & Jo-Mies"

"JoMoSapiens! by @drustuart" - dated August 5th.




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Since: 16.10.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.84
Wow.
Even by wrestling shirt standards- that's bad.
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Since: 8.5.03
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.23
"The Future Endeavors" is right there.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41
On the one hand, it is pretty terrible.

But on the other hand, he should consider himself lucky to even be getting a T-shirt at all, right?




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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.37
I find "We're gonna eat your lunch" fairly hilarious. Mostly because I have no idea what it means, and the idea of a bunch of sunglass-wearing ape-men stealing my leftovers and running off doing parkour tricks and moonsaults while saying it is so insane that it's very entertaining. Morrison's whole schtick could be turned around with a posse of gorilla-suit-wearing henchmen.

(edited by samoflange on 17.10.11 1419)


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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.62
Does this mean they aren't going to fire him??




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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.52
Am I the only person who notices that the yellow spray paint cans are perfectly places to look like the monkeys are whacking off?



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.52
I'd probably wear this over one of Billy Gunn's shirts or the APA's 'Always Pounding Ass' shirt, but that might be it.

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.71
    Originally posted by It's False
    On the one hand, it is pretty terrible.

    But on the other hand, he should consider himself lucky to even be getting a T-shirt at all, right?
"Well, John, we've noticed your t-shirt sales have fallen off considerably lately. Clearly you're not nearly as popular as you once were."

"Uh, you've been burying me on TV, & then foisted this piece of shit merch design on me."

"Well, John, we may not be able to offer you the same money on this contract renewal as we did before, given this downturn in your popularity."

I'd seen the "JoMoSapiens" twitter discussion, I thought I'd seen most of the LI Iced Z episodes, but I've somehow missed the deal with "we're gonna eat your lunch".
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.23
I still enjoy the head caricature.



It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases.



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.48
This is WWE's subtle way of suggesting Morrison should start a restaurant.

JOMOSAPIENS
WE'RE GONNA EAT YOUR LUNCH


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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.93
    Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
    I'd probably wear this over one of Billy Gunn's shirts or the APA's 'Always Pounding Ass' shirt, but that might be it.




What about Va-Chyna Syndrome? Or Val Venis' "Locked, Cocked, and Ready to EXPLODE" written in cumfont?
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Since: 19.11.02
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#19 Posted on
    Originally posted by Matt Tracker
    I still enjoy the head caricature.



    It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases.


When I look at it, all I can think of is John Morrison: LEGO head.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.53
Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by LostInUbe
      Originally posted by Matt Tracker
      I still enjoy the head caricature.



      It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases.


    When I look at it, all I can think of is John Morrison: LEGO head.
Or Michael Jackson.



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