Lord of the Manor Chourico Since: 24.2.03 From: London, United Kingdom Since last post: 376 days Last activity: 299 days # 1 Posted on 17.10.11 0839.58 http://www.wweshop.com/item/john-morrison-jomo-sapiens-authentic-t-shirt/NewUpcoming/01-14513 How much worse could it possibly get? Does the E think there's a market for this or are they really going to such lengths to humiliate the guy? The REAL Cerebral Assassin Promote this thread!
Fazana Chaurice Since: 23.5.11 Since last post: 402 days Last activity: 138 days # 2 Posted on 17.10.11 0906.14 You need to watch the last couple of Long Island Story episodes (especially #34 at around 0:40) as Zacks Dad promotes the shirt better than WWE has. Not sure about him walking around with no trousers on though >.< (edited by Fazana on 17.10.11 1506)
Kevintripod Andouille Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 2 hours
AIM: # 3 Posted on 17.10.11 0915.00 I'm a John Morrison fan, but honest to god if I was given that shirt for FREE, I would never wear it.
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Shadowhendrix Tocino Since: 27.6.08 Since last post: 295 days Last activity: 273 days # 4 Posted on 17.10.11 0929.14 And here I thought it would be a "JoMoSexual" shirt. Actually, that would be awesome to give to a diva that could have an obsessive onscreen relationship with Morrison! Bring back Melina!
Alex Bratwurst Since: 24.2.02 Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 11 hours # 5 Posted on 17.10.11 0948.10 | Instant Rating: 0.93 If you've never actually said your catchphrase, maybe don't put it on your shirt.
John Orquiola Scrapple Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 87 days Last activity: 51 days # 6 Posted on 17.10.11 0953.38 | Instant Rating: 6.26 Originally posted by Alex If you've never actually said your catchphrase, maybe don't put it on your shirt. That's what I was thinking. This shirt seems like a couple of in-jokes that never made it to TV. If they're going to do that, they might as well have put out a John Morrison Cold Shoulder shirt. @BackoftheHead
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El Nastio Andouille Since: 14.1.02 From: Ottawa Ontario, by way of Walkerton Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 6 hours
ICQ: # 7 Posted on 17.10.11 1051.13 | Instant Rating: 5.36 Morrison's Twitter: "Attention Morrison Followers: you are no longer known as MoFo's. I'm looking 4 a more 'PG' name for my fans- best suggestion gets followed" "Congratulations to:@drustuart, @Big_Buda, & @OFFICIALRKO1fan for:JoMoSapiensJohn-tourage & Jo-Mies" "JoMoSapiens! by @drustuart" - dated August 5th. Other ones that were suggested: Morrganisms MORONS JANNETTYS MO-FOLKS IM-MORR-TALS MOREOS After a (very) long hiatus, I have begun to write again. And this time, I'm not alone!
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dwaters Lap cheong Since: 16.10.02 From: Connecticut Since last post: 11 days Last activity: 18 hours # 8 Posted on 17.10.11 1150.39 | Instant Rating: 5.84 Wow. Even by wrestling shirt standards- that's bad.
Matt Tracker Scrapple Since: 8.5.03 From: North Carolina Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 7 hours # 9 Posted on 17.10.11 1203.56 | Instant Rating: 7.23 "The Future Endeavors" is right there. "To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker
It's False Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 From: I am the Tag Team Champions! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 4 hours # 10 Posted on 17.10.11 1309.42 | Instant Rating: 6.41 On the one hand, it is pretty terrible. But on the other hand, he should consider himself lucky to even be getting a T-shirt at all, right? "Your condescension is noted...and ignored."
samoflange Lap cheong Since: 22.2.04 From: Cambridge, MA Since last post: 144 days Last activity: 136 days # 11 Posted on 17.10.11 1318.47 | Instant Rating: 3.37 I find "We're gonna eat your lunch" fairly hilarious. Mostly because I have no idea what it means, and the idea of a bunch of sunglass-wearing ape-men stealing my leftovers and running off doing parkour tricks and moonsaults while saying it is so insane that it's very entertaining. Morrison's whole schtick could be turned around with a posse of gorilla-suit-wearing henchmen. (edited by samoflange on 17.10.11 1419) Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling.
kentish Andouille Since: 19.8.05 From: My Old Kentucky Home Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 2 days # 12 Posted on 17.10.11 1443.39 | Instant Rating: 8.62 Does this mean they aren't going to fire him?? "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -- Mahatma Gandhi
Cerebus Knackwurst Since: 17.11.02 Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 6 hours # 13 Posted on 17.10.11 1447.34 | Instant Rating: 1.52 Am I the only person who notices that the yellow spray paint cans are perfectly places to look like the monkeys are whacking off? Forget it Josh... it's Cerebustown.
BigDaddyLoco Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 13 min. # 14 Posted on 17.10.11 1511.02 | Instant Rating: 6.52 I'd probably wear this over one of Billy Gunn's shirts or the APA's 'Always Pounding Ass' shirt, but that might be it.
emma Cherries > Peaches Since: 1.8.02 From: Phoenix-ish Since last post: 13 days Last activity: 15 hours # 15 Posted on 17.10.11 1550.27 | Instant Rating: 9.71 "Well, John, we've noticed your t-shirt sales have fallen off considerably lately. Clearly you're not nearly as popular as you once were." Originally posted by It's False On the one hand, it is pretty terrible. But on the other hand, he should consider himself lucky to even be getting a T-shirt at all, right? "Uh, you've been burying me on TV, & then foisted this piece of shit merch design on me." "Well, John, we may not be able to offer you the same money on this contract renewal as we did before, given this downturn in your popularity." I'd seen the "JoMoSapiens" twitter discussion, I thought I'd seen most of the LI Iced Z episodes, but I've somehow missed the deal with "we're gonna eat your lunch".
Matt Tracker Scrapple Since: 8.5.03 From: North Carolina Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 7 hours # 16 Posted on 17.10.11 1559.34 | Instant Rating: 7.23 I still enjoy the head caricature. It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases. "To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker
Mr Heel II Bratwurst Since: 25.2.02 Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 1 day # 17 Posted on 17.10.11 1636.15 | Instant Rating: 2.48 This is WWE's subtle way of suggesting Morrison should start a restaurant. JOMOSAPIENS WE'RE GONNA EAT YOUR LUNCH
Alex Bratwurst Since: 24.2.02 Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 11 hours # 18 Posted on 17.10.11 1846.13 | Instant Rating: 0.93 Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco I'd probably wear this over one of Billy Gunn's shirts or the APA's 'Always Pounding Ass' shirt, but that might be it. What about Va-Chyna Syndrome? Or Val Venis' "Locked, Cocked, and Ready to EXPLODE" written in cumfont?
LostInUbe Haggis Since: 19.11.02 From: Ube, Japan Since last post: 13 days Last activity: 1 hour # 19 Posted on 17.10.11 1956.18 Originally posted by Matt Tracker I still enjoy the head caricature. It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases. When I look at it, all I can think of is John Morrison: LEGO head. http://lostinube.blogspot.com/
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 12 hours # 20 Posted on 17.10.11 2016.53 | Instant Rating: 8.53
Or Michael Jackson. Originally posted by LostInUbe Originally posted by Matt Tracker I still enjoy the head caricature. It's an actual marketing icon, and that's rare in an industry based on nicknames and catchphrases. When I look at it, all I can think of is John Morrison: LEGO head. STUPID LAKERS :(