...name your daughter Gay. Nothing good can come of it. In a reprise of my wonderful thread One more reason to kill your parents (The W) the name Gaye Males has found a true competitor in embarrasment factor.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Gay Horney (longandfoster.com) (Strangely enough, another real estate agent)
Just imagine that killer during morning attendance.
Pandas are absurd. Life is absurd. Life is Pandas.
The name "Gay" doesn't pass the screen door test, you know what I mean? Horrible thing to do to a child. Fortunately she's not a serial killer, but she is a real estate agent, who also preys on people-- just in a different way.
And before I get hate mail sent to me by those W's out there who might be real estate agents, I was kidding!
"You see kid, when it comes to being tagonists, we're much more "an" when you're pretty clearly "pro". --Nale, The Order of the Stick
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So, due to the self-referential nature of the ending of the book, and the insinuation that at least some of it takes place in our actual world, I decided to visit some of the sites in New York in case Steve King had gotten really clever on us.