Actually, I find Stasiak to be one of the more entertaining performers in the WWE right now. He cracks me up... if they gave the guy a chance, he could get over. He's got more charisma than I ever gave him credit for during the "Meat" days.
I dig Planet Stasiak. I just want him to get in a feud and win occasionally though. Not with Lesnar! Lesnar cannot afford to lose by pinfall/submission for at least another 1-2 months! But Stasiak is growing on me, and I hope they actually let him become less of a jobber.
Speaking of jobbers... Man, I wish the WWE had capitalized on Mr. Perfect directly after the Rumble. Le sigh.
"You gotta hate somebody before this is over. Them, me, it doesn't matter."
"Hate, who do I hate? You tell me."
"Who do you love?"
-Wintermute to Case in William Gibson's Neuromancer
The main event was a SHOCKING swerve...because they didn't find a way to stick Big Show in it. The impromptu opening tag match almost felt kinda gratuitous, but I guess was the show's highlight for me.